Alex 🤡
@agaytrainwreck.bsky.social
A bit bent, bit of a nerd, bit of a nightmare
Geordie
27
🍉🇵🇸
He/Him
Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.
Geordie
27
🍉🇵🇸
He/Him
Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.
Since WHEN did I have to pay money to not have my data used by a scum corp???
Bye insta x
Bye insta x
January 23, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Since WHEN did I have to pay money to not have my data used by a scum corp???
Bye insta x
Bye insta x
Me, someone whos general responses are ‘fuck off’ or ‘are you thick’ has been told I’m having to work on business wide comms????
*refer to Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez for my reaction*
*refer to Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez for my reaction*
a group of people are dancing in a room with the words `` this is a disaster '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room with the words `` this is a disaster '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Me, someone whos general responses are ‘fuck off’ or ‘are you thick’ has been told I’m having to work on business wide comms????
*refer to Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez for my reaction*
*refer to Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez for my reaction*
Day one back at work - we need you on a 6 month project
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Day one back at work - we need you on a 6 month project
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
Want my pre-brain condition body back
Terrified of an ED recurrence 😭
WHAT DO I DO
Terrified of an ED recurrence 😭
WHAT DO I DO
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Want my pre-brain condition body back
Terrified of an ED recurrence 😭
WHAT DO I DO
Terrified of an ED recurrence 😭
WHAT DO I DO
So in the last week i’ve badly burned my index, middle and ring finger
I’ve now just slit the fucking palm of my hand open putting my knife in its sheath 😭😭
I’ve now just slit the fucking palm of my hand open putting my knife in its sheath 😭😭
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
So in the last week i’ve badly burned my index, middle and ring finger
I’ve now just slit the fucking palm of my hand open putting my knife in its sheath 😭😭
I’ve now just slit the fucking palm of my hand open putting my knife in its sheath 😭😭
‘Your App Script, Not found, has recently failed to finish successfully’
Well yes Google, because it DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST
Well yes Google, because it DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
‘Your App Script, Not found, has recently failed to finish successfully’
Well yes Google, because it DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST
Well yes Google, because it DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST
Reposted by Alex 🤡
can't wait to retire
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 AM
can't wait to retire
This, on the return to work day??? It’s inhumane
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 AM
This, on the return to work day??? It’s inhumane
On a positive note - I got this hand carved wooden chess set and I only just unboxed it and it’s STUNNING
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
On a positive note - I got this hand carved wooden chess set and I only just unboxed it and it’s STUNNING
The thought of returning to the office tomorrow is sending me to the depths of hell
(2 weeks off & a compulsive work emails checker btw)
(2 weeks off & a compulsive work emails checker btw)
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 AM
The thought of returning to the office tomorrow is sending me to the depths of hell
(2 weeks off & a compulsive work emails checker btw)
(2 weeks off & a compulsive work emails checker btw)
Oh that makes sense
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Oh that makes sense
My body temp is a joke because what do you mean I have to be shirtless but also need fluffy socks rn
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
My body temp is a joke because what do you mean I have to be shirtless but also need fluffy socks rn
Tonight was a major freezer raid dinner 😭
Lobster Bisque 🦞
Sourdough Baguette Croutons 🥖
Garlic, Shallot & Basil compound butter 🧈
Lobster Bisque 🦞
Sourdough Baguette Croutons 🥖
Garlic, Shallot & Basil compound butter 🧈
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Tonight was a major freezer raid dinner 😭
Lobster Bisque 🦞
Sourdough Baguette Croutons 🥖
Garlic, Shallot & Basil compound butter 🧈
Lobster Bisque 🦞
Sourdough Baguette Croutons 🥖
Garlic, Shallot & Basil compound butter 🧈
Loaded up my Xbox and it said my friend, that I buried 3 weeks ago, was playing fortnite and that I could join??
2026 better fucking sort itself out IMMEDIATELY
2026 better fucking sort itself out IMMEDIATELY
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Loaded up my Xbox and it said my friend, that I buried 3 weeks ago, was playing fortnite and that I could join??
2026 better fucking sort itself out IMMEDIATELY
2026 better fucking sort itself out IMMEDIATELY
Is it even a NYE spread without Gougères and home made pizza??
Thank fuck 2025 is about to end cos honestly fuck this year
Thank fuck 2025 is about to end cos honestly fuck this year
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Is it even a NYE spread without Gougères and home made pizza??
Thank fuck 2025 is about to end cos honestly fuck this year
Thank fuck 2025 is about to end cos honestly fuck this year
Okay so between dinners and martinis, I somehow am no longer on the market 😅
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Okay so between dinners and martinis, I somehow am no longer on the market 😅
Well, that’s not ominous or anything
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Well, that’s not ominous or anything
Me: Can I get an extra dry vodka martini
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me: Can I get an extra dry vodka martini
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
Today is my Friday so good morning gay people in my phone xo
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Today is my Friday so good morning gay people in my phone xo
Soup season is my favourite btw
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Soup season is my favourite btw
Good morning bsky
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Good morning bsky
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
Update: we got Persian and I may (MAY) be a little smitten
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Update: we got Persian and I may (MAY) be a little smitten
Fridays date has turned into dinner tonight and I’m so stressed bc I look like i’ve been at work all day (I have)
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Fridays date has turned into dinner tonight and I’m so stressed bc I look like i’ve been at work all day (I have)
Okay gushed to @tootylabooty.bsky.social and it healed me
Best pal hasn’t spoken to me in like 3 weeks and I have no one to gush about an most amazing date to 😭
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Okay gushed to @tootylabooty.bsky.social and it healed me
The data developers in the slack channel at work today:
Ahhh AWS is having trouble
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The data developers in the slack channel at work today: