Alex 🤡
@agaytrainwreck.bsky.social
A bit bent, bit of a nerd, bit of a nightmare
Geordie
27
🍉🇵🇸
He/Him
Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.
Geordie
27
🍉🇵🇸
He/Him
Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.
Okay so between dinners and martinis, I somehow am no longer on the market 😅
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Okay so between dinners and martinis, I somehow am no longer on the market 😅
Well, that’s not ominous or anything
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Well, that’s not ominous or anything
Me: Can I get an extra dry vodka martini
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me: Can I get an extra dry vodka martini
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
The bartender: of course!!
Also the bar tender: pours a double of extra dry vermouth and doesn’t just spritz my glass
(It’s terrible and they had no olives or brine)
Today is my Friday so good morning gay people in my phone xo
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Today is my Friday so good morning gay people in my phone xo
Soup season is my favourite btw
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Soup season is my favourite btw
Good morning bsky
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Good morning bsky
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
(I’m freezing my bollocks off)
Update: we got Persian and I may (MAY) be a little smitten
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Update: we got Persian and I may (MAY) be a little smitten
I love my work friends way too much
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I love my work friends way too much
Going through an entire strip of Rennie at a Nickelodeon/Disney rave is so humbling actually
October 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Going through an entire strip of Rennie at a Nickelodeon/Disney rave is so humbling actually
Soup season SUPREMACY
September 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Soup season SUPREMACY
Despite me looking awkward as fuck (I hate pics) the friend group remained intact
September 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Despite me looking awkward as fuck (I hate pics) the friend group remained intact
Went on a 2nd date tonight. Said he wanted a third, still not even a kiss on the cheek 💔💔
September 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Went on a 2nd date tonight. Said he wanted a third, still not even a kiss on the cheek 💔💔
Frankly, I’m tired of being tired
August 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Frankly, I’m tired of being tired
This new job has brought me an insane amount of people that adore good food and I’m so here for it
July 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This new job has brought me an insane amount of people that adore good food and I’m so here for it
Wonder which new part of my body will ache in the morning when I wake up 27 😩😩
D r e a d
D r e a d
June 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wonder which new part of my body will ache in the morning when I wake up 27 😩😩
D r e a d
D r e a d
I really REALLY don’t want to go to work tomorrow
May 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I really REALLY don’t want to go to work tomorrow
Friday nights done right tbh
May 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Friday nights done right tbh
For a £10 donation, you can see @tootylabooty.bsky.social temporarily only speak in vowels
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April 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
For a £10 donation, you can see @tootylabooty.bsky.social temporarily only speak in vowels
www.twitch.tv/tootylabooty
www.twitch.tv/tootylabooty
Can someone marry (or at least regularly f*ck) me already
April 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Can someone marry (or at least regularly f*ck) me already
Today I realised my teenage sister thinks it’s hilarious that i’m gay…
Everyone got lovely cute gifts from her holiday, I got.. well
Everyone got lovely cute gifts from her holiday, I got.. well
April 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Today I realised my teenage sister thinks it’s hilarious that i’m gay…
Everyone got lovely cute gifts from her holiday, I got.. well
Everyone got lovely cute gifts from her holiday, I got.. well
Omg hiii - finally one I can do!!
Also, two photos of me in the same night?? Insane work, unheard of
Rekeet spectacle nerds
Also, two photos of me in the same night?? Insane work, unheard of
Rekeet spectacle nerds
April 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Omg hiii - finally one I can do!!
Also, two photos of me in the same night?? Insane work, unheard of
Rekeet spectacle nerds
Also, two photos of me in the same night?? Insane work, unheard of
Rekeet spectacle nerds
Hello gay people of the internet, I need a pint and this shithole place has no local pub xox
April 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hello gay people of the internet, I need a pint and this shithole place has no local pub xox
I need to delete dating apps honestly
April 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I need to delete dating apps honestly