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A Mississippi state senator has filed a bill called the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” which would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo”

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I used to like Greenday. Now I love them!

No lies told in this headline.

In the space of half a day, the new administration has trashed the Constitution, subverted the independence of the DOJ, granted a broad amnesty to traitors, abandoned the global community on climate and public health, and launched a wide-ranging attack on minority rights.

H/t George Conway — it’s perfect 🤣 from Olivia Julianna:

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Today’s #mtgtrivia question:

What was the first set to have a creature with the printed creature type Dinosaur?

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What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.

Boss made a dollar,
Grandad made a dime.
But that was a poem
From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand,
Gave my Dad a cent.
But that coin paid the mortgage,
Or at least it paid the rent.

Now bosses make a billion,
And give us workers jack.
Then smugly blame society,
For the labor that they lack.