Alan
@aflash79.bsky.social
Captain, Monarch, and 49er, strong supporter of all things 757, sport and music fan. HSH 4/23/25 😍
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social merry Christmas friend! Better late than never lol
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social merry Christmas friend! Better late than never lol
@beigewunder.blacksky.app Merry Christmas friend! I hope VA treats you well today!
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
@beigewunder.blacksky.app Merry Christmas friend! I hope VA treats you well today!
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[SOME] men discuss sex like it's a pain delivery contest. I don't want to hurt my lover(s). I want to please. Why are you trying to harm someone you're in bed with? What does that prove? Show up with the d*ck & mouf you got & do your best.
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
[SOME] men discuss sex like it's a pain delivery contest. I don't want to hurt my lover(s). I want to please. Why are you trying to harm someone you're in bed with? What does that prove? Show up with the d*ck & mouf you got & do your best.
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I love being this kids dad so damn much.
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I love being this kids dad so damn much.
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I love BLACK women.
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I love BLACK women.
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flirt with me even when you know you got me.
wrap your arms around my waist.
tell me all of your jokes before nerding out about your passions.
calm my nervous system by being my peace.
allow yourself to be safe with me so I can be a safe space to you.
this is all I ask.
wrap your arms around my waist.
tell me all of your jokes before nerding out about your passions.
calm my nervous system by being my peace.
allow yourself to be safe with me so I can be a safe space to you.
this is all I ask.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
flirt with me even when you know you got me.
wrap your arms around my waist.
tell me all of your jokes before nerding out about your passions.
calm my nervous system by being my peace.
allow yourself to be safe with me so I can be a safe space to you.
this is all I ask.
wrap your arms around my waist.
tell me all of your jokes before nerding out about your passions.
calm my nervous system by being my peace.
allow yourself to be safe with me so I can be a safe space to you.
this is all I ask.
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I wanna see all my people loved properly.
If you dating one of my friends, don’t fuck up.
If you dating one of my friends, don’t fuck up.
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I wanna see all my people loved properly.
If you dating one of my friends, don’t fuck up.
If you dating one of my friends, don’t fuck up.
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Once again:
Stop buying crumble and buy from me lol
Stop buying crumble and buy from me lol
I’m gonna look up how much sugar is in a crumbl cookie
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Once again:
Stop buying crumble and buy from me lol
Stop buying crumble and buy from me lol
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If you’re alone today or struggling - I love you. It’s going to be ok 💜🫶🏽💜 this feeling will pass and in its wake will only be blissfully beautiful moments ahead should you choose to participate in them..I really hope you do ..💜🫶🏽💜
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you’re alone today or struggling - I love you. It’s going to be ok 💜🫶🏽💜 this feeling will pass and in its wake will only be blissfully beautiful moments ahead should you choose to participate in them..I really hope you do ..💜🫶🏽💜
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If we’re being honest eggs really are the baddest in the land. From poached to scrambled, key ingredient for all baked goodness and then you toss a fried egg on top of anything and it’s gourmet.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If we’re being honest eggs really are the baddest in the land. From poached to scrambled, key ingredient for all baked goodness and then you toss a fried egg on top of anything and it’s gourmet.
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social hey, are you feeling better?!
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social hey, are you feeling better?!
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Progressive women won’t takeover cause the they don’t even want women to have rights let alone lead! Even center and right leaning people spew misogynistic rhetoric when it suits their agenda at the moment. Disabled, POC, women, and children are expendable. Period. Point. Blank.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Progressive women won’t takeover cause the they don’t even want women to have rights let alone lead! Even center and right leaning people spew misogynistic rhetoric when it suits their agenda at the moment. Disabled, POC, women, and children are expendable. Period. Point. Blank.
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I feel like too many people are tryna rationalize and politicize feeding children? How much oversight is needed to feed people? The government makes errors every day, it was designed to accommodate and account for human error. Who cares if they make an error if again literal children are in need?
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I feel like too many people are tryna rationalize and politicize feeding children? How much oversight is needed to feed people? The government makes errors every day, it was designed to accommodate and account for human error. Who cares if they make an error if again literal children are in need?
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Part of my problem with BlueSky is that I only come here for two people. 🤣
October 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Part of my problem with BlueSky is that I only come here for two people. 🤣
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My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
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To find peace you have to accept that you will be the villain in someone’s story no matter how much you try not to be… AND THAT’S OKAY LOL
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
To find peace you have to accept that you will be the villain in someone’s story no matter how much you try not to be… AND THAT’S OKAY LOL
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I can’t stop buying things for this woman 🤣 I don’t wanna stop either.
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I can’t stop buying things for this woman 🤣 I don’t wanna stop either.
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My family is gonna get videos of me doing the most popular dances during the year of their birth for Christmas. Just 2 solid minutes of me doing the hustle or some shit.
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My family is gonna get videos of me doing the most popular dances during the year of their birth for Christmas. Just 2 solid minutes of me doing the hustle or some shit.
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Limeade >>>>> Lemonade
two cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words do not question us written below them
ALT: two cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words do not question us written below them
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Limeade >>>>> Lemonade
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Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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Lift heavy, drink water, say "no," don't do it "for the plot," do it scared, and stand up for yourself EVERY time.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Lift heavy, drink water, say "no," don't do it "for the plot," do it scared, and stand up for yourself EVERY time.
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Speaking of oatmeal raisin cookies...if you want some GOOD ASS COOKIES check out @ilyvonn1.bsky.social those brown butter chocolate chip joints will change your life
September 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Speaking of oatmeal raisin cookies...if you want some GOOD ASS COOKIES check out @ilyvonn1.bsky.social those brown butter chocolate chip joints will change your life
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capitalism
What are you tired of ?
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
capitalism