Allan Faulds
@afaulds.bsky.social
Hello I used to Tweet but now I only tweet
Massive Scottish poofter, mostly gayposting in response to a society that has gotten high on its own supply of howfin queerphobia
Massive Scottish poofter, mostly gayposting in response to a society that has gotten high on its own supply of howfin queerphobia
They are STILL counting ballots a week on, what a country
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
They are STILL counting ballots a week on, what a country
Obligatory Bracken pic (he has had many visits lately)
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Obligatory Bracken pic (he has had many visits lately)
Missed the 70th anniversary of a red-letter date in the history of science yesterday, and unfortunately there is no safe way to get my bike up to 88mph even if I had a flux capacitor and some plutonium lying about, so having to settle for doing my annual watch a day late
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Missed the 70th anniversary of a red-letter date in the history of science yesterday, and unfortunately there is no safe way to get my bike up to 88mph even if I had a flux capacitor and some plutonium lying about, so having to settle for doing my annual watch a day late
Look I am not going to look gift mounts in the mouth but there is something very slightly spiteful about then getting stuff from *active content I'm still working on for its own sake* much earlier in the statistical curve
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Look I am not going to look gift mounts in the mouth but there is something very slightly spiteful about then getting stuff from *active content I'm still working on for its own sake* much earlier in the statistical curve
(I play infrequently and Dragon Soul is so... soul destroying that I never stomach too much of it, so I actually started so long ago it wasn't *viable* to solo the hard mode, but I still got onto the hard version stupidly late, the differential in attempts, painful!)
YES SORRY THIS IS BORING
YES SORRY THIS IS BORING
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
(I play infrequently and Dragon Soul is so... soul destroying that I never stomach too much of it, so I actually started so long ago it wasn't *viable* to solo the hard mode, but I still got onto the hard version stupidly late, the differential in attempts, painful!)
YES SORRY THIS IS BORING
YES SORRY THIS IS BORING
Lunchtime has apparently become mount hunting time (what better time to do boring old game content than when you've only got a short period) and what a rich harvest it has been lately
I... never have to do Dragon Soul again? Okay there's hard mode version but I'm cutting my losses here after years
I... never have to do Dragon Soul again? Okay there's hard mode version but I'm cutting my losses here after years
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Lunchtime has apparently become mount hunting time (what better time to do boring old game content than when you've only got a short period) and what a rich harvest it has been lately
I... never have to do Dragon Soul again? Okay there's hard mode version but I'm cutting my losses here after years
I... never have to do Dragon Soul again? Okay there's hard mode version but I'm cutting my losses here after years
One of my most niche killjoy things is when did we develop so many different Moons? Oh, it's a Supermoon this time? A Blood Moon? Oh this time it's apparently a fuckin Beaver Supermoon?
No. Enough. We used to just have a Full Moon and we managed! It sufficed! I hate these SPECIAL MOON TYPE stories!
No. Enough. We used to just have a Full Moon and we managed! It sufficed! I hate these SPECIAL MOON TYPE stories!
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
One of my most niche killjoy things is when did we develop so many different Moons? Oh, it's a Supermoon this time? A Blood Moon? Oh this time it's apparently a fuckin Beaver Supermoon?
No. Enough. We used to just have a Full Moon and we managed! It sufficed! I hate these SPECIAL MOON TYPE stories!
No. Enough. We used to just have a Full Moon and we managed! It sufficed! I hate these SPECIAL MOON TYPE stories!
Also, been reminded in chat with other folk, when you see folk (especially folk elected in 2022) railing against the SNP from a Green (or formerly) perspective, remember that in 2022 there was no stronger mutual flow of preferences than between the SNP and Greens ballotbox.scot/le22-party-p...
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Also, been reminded in chat with other folk, when you see folk (especially folk elected in 2022) railing against the SNP from a Green (or formerly) perspective, remember that in 2022 there was no stronger mutual flow of preferences than between the SNP and Greens ballotbox.scot/le22-party-p...
I'm not sharing the link directly because, obviously, the SWP can do one, but That Lot From Glasgow have given a direct interview to their newspaper! Genuinely shameful stuff. They absolutely will be chumming with Tommy Sheridan ere long.
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm not sharing the link directly because, obviously, the SWP can do one, but That Lot From Glasgow have given a direct interview to their newspaper! Genuinely shameful stuff. They absolutely will be chumming with Tommy Sheridan ere long.
Today's office companion has stolen Bracken's bed, but given Bracken has only ever attempted to devour the bed when he visits, I don't think he can complain
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Today's office companion has stolen Bracken's bed, but given Bracken has only ever attempted to devour the bed when he visits, I don't think he can complain
S1:E7: Smell of Success (4 out of 5 slices)
Hands-down the most imaginative murder scenario by this point in the series, a foreshadowing of some real bangers in season 2, and some great Aunts content. Could maybe have 5'd but it's sat between two easy 5's, so let's not get greedy, eh?
Hands-down the most imaginative murder scenario by this point in the series, a foreshadowing of some real bangers in season 2, and some great Aunts content. Could maybe have 5'd but it's sat between two easy 5's, so let's not get greedy, eh?
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
S1:E7: Smell of Success (4 out of 5 slices)
Hands-down the most imaginative murder scenario by this point in the series, a foreshadowing of some real bangers in season 2, and some great Aunts content. Could maybe have 5'd but it's sat between two easy 5's, so let's not get greedy, eh?
Hands-down the most imaginative murder scenario by this point in the series, a foreshadowing of some real bangers in season 2, and some great Aunts content. Could maybe have 5'd but it's sat between two easy 5's, so let's not get greedy, eh?
Which btw, certainly in Scotland, is actually surprisingly popular! You don't even have to exclude don't knows to get a majority of folk supportive of the idea of at least some public funding, and also a majority for at least capping large donations.
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Which btw, certainly in Scotland, is actually surprisingly popular! You don't even have to exclude don't knows to get a majority of folk supportive of the idea of at least some public funding, and also a majority for at least capping large donations.
Obligatory Bracken photo but you have to know he did the most DIABOLICAL fart just before
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Obligatory Bracken photo but you have to know he did the most DIABOLICAL fart just before
It's fine the Loot Gods took mercy on me and at the last possible moment I got the New Horse and not Another Old Horse and therefore can cancel my gluemaking enterprise
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It's fine the Loot Gods took mercy on me and at the last possible moment I got the New Horse and not Another Old Horse and therefore can cancel my gluemaking enterprise
This is essential political knowledge. See also how the defection of a Labour briefcase twink to Reform in Renfrewshire was also a warning sign.
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This is essential political knowledge. See also how the defection of a Labour briefcase twink to Reform in Renfrewshire was also a warning sign.
Good afternoon, I picked WoW back up last week. On my lunch break I thought, I'll do the Hallowe'en boss for the *new* mount they added *this year* after finally, *last year* getting the original. I only discovered they'd added that yesterday.
I JUST GOT THE ORIGINAL AGAIN, I WILL BECOME THE JOKER.
I JUST GOT THE ORIGINAL AGAIN, I WILL BECOME THE JOKER.
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Good afternoon, I picked WoW back up last week. On my lunch break I thought, I'll do the Hallowe'en boss for the *new* mount they added *this year* after finally, *last year* getting the original. I only discovered they'd added that yesterday.
I JUST GOT THE ORIGINAL AGAIN, I WILL BECOME THE JOKER.
I JUST GOT THE ORIGINAL AGAIN, I WILL BECOME THE JOKER.
This is how we know Bluesky has the Twitter juice: the absolute confidence to howl at an academic over what is literally their area of expertise, going so far as to *not even read the account bio* before deciding you've got their measure.
What if Cybernats, but for the English Greens?
What if Cybernats, but for the English Greens?
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This is how we know Bluesky has the Twitter juice: the absolute confidence to howl at an academic over what is literally their area of expertise, going so far as to *not even read the account bio* before deciding you've got their measure.
What if Cybernats, but for the English Greens?
What if Cybernats, but for the English Greens?
Lads you need to sort this Y axis out, there's nae need for VI to have the whole span to 100%
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Lads you need to sort this Y axis out, there's nae need for VI to have the whole span to 100%
S1:E6: Bitches (5 out of 5 slices)
What this lacks in silliness of fatality it makes up for in silliness of culprit. A very silly concept for this one overall, and very enjoyably done, also means the first ~10 minutes were jam-packed with lines that were worthy of going in the quote bit.
What this lacks in silliness of fatality it makes up for in silliness of culprit. A very silly concept for this one overall, and very enjoyably done, also means the first ~10 minutes were jam-packed with lines that were worthy of going in the quote bit.
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
S1:E6: Bitches (5 out of 5 slices)
What this lacks in silliness of fatality it makes up for in silliness of culprit. A very silly concept for this one overall, and very enjoyably done, also means the first ~10 minutes were jam-packed with lines that were worthy of going in the quote bit.
What this lacks in silliness of fatality it makes up for in silliness of culprit. A very silly concept for this one overall, and very enjoyably done, also means the first ~10 minutes were jam-packed with lines that were worthy of going in the quote bit.
The Times: "We can excuse social security cuts and fatphobia, but we draw the line at the legitimate purchase of office chairs"
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The Times: "We can excuse social security cuts and fatphobia, but we draw the line at the legitimate purchase of office chairs"
It's a shame civil servants and Ministers can't do joke responses even if the questions are a total joke, because I would respond with one of 69, 420 or 1314 if it were me
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It's a shame civil servants and Ministers can't do joke responses even if the questions are a total joke, because I would respond with one of 69, 420 or 1314 if it were me
We endured the wet and now Oscar is watching with envy as the humans eat nice warm human food (Bracken is being a little chaos sprite under the table)
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We endured the wet and now Oscar is watching with envy as the humans eat nice warm human food (Bracken is being a little chaos sprite under the table)
Bracken and Oscar want to know why it is so wet
October 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Bracken and Oscar want to know why it is so wet
On Andy Wightman I'm reliably told he was chortling his way about the place in 2021 saying he should have had someone else with him on his list he was that confident of his level of support, it might even have justified two seats.
He didn't even beat Alba.
He didn't even beat Alba.
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
On Andy Wightman I'm reliably told he was chortling his way about the place in 2021 saying he should have had someone else with him on his list he was that confident of his level of support, it might even have justified two seats.
He didn't even beat Alba.
He didn't even beat Alba.
That is a lot closer than it had any right being given that Phillipson is the Government's lead on stripping basic human rights and dignity from trans people, and also given that the Government is an absolute mess in general. Imagine backing anyone in it! Mortifying!
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
That is a lot closer than it had any right being given that Phillipson is the Government's lead on stripping basic human rights and dignity from trans people, and also given that the Government is an absolute mess in general. Imagine backing anyone in it! Mortifying!