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Mopped the floors, so now it’s time to begin the countdown until something is spilled on them. I’m betting one hour for the kitchen and three for the living room.
February 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Mopped the floors, so now it’s time to begin the countdown until something is spilled on them. I’m betting one hour for the kitchen and three for the living room.
I’m generally going to leave the commentary on Kendrick to the experts, but I’ll be damned if some buffoon is going to call him simple, boring, and undeserving. It would have cost nothing to stfu, but luckily, it also costs me nothing to write an essay on why that opinion is wrong. 🙃
February 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m generally going to leave the commentary on Kendrick to the experts, but I’ll be damned if some buffoon is going to call him simple, boring, and undeserving. It would have cost nothing to stfu, but luckily, it also costs me nothing to write an essay on why that opinion is wrong. 🙃
The best thing about having a dog is that I no longer have to deal with soggy peanut butter remnants on my dirty dishes because I can just give them to her before I put them in the sink.
February 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The best thing about having a dog is that I no longer have to deal with soggy peanut butter remnants on my dirty dishes because I can just give them to her before I put them in the sink.
Bring! Back! MySpace!
February 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Bring! Back! MySpace!
The thing about being a cat lady is that I didn’t ask for this. I adopted ONE cat. Then two more found me. And now this guy is hanging out outside and how do you say no? He CHOSE me.
January 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The thing about being a cat lady is that I didn’t ask for this. I adopted ONE cat. Then two more found me. And now this guy is hanging out outside and how do you say no? He CHOSE me.
Sometimes you just gotta turn the pesky feelings off
Fucked up that Simba's dad died and Timon and pumba were like "have you considered not worrying about it?"
January 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Sometimes you just gotta turn the pesky feelings off
I have a thriving farm and just joined a cool secret club and the whole town loves me (except for Clint) and that’s all I want in life.
Losing myself in stardew valley and calling it therapy
January 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I have a thriving farm and just joined a cool secret club and the whole town loves me (except for Clint) and that’s all I want in life.
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When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
January 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
“Here’s a great tip to get rid of your smile lines!”
WHY? Why the fuck would I want to do that? I’ve spent decades looking for every hint of happiness I can find in this world, and now I’m supposed to get rid of any evidence, any tiny bits of that joy that I’ve managed to carry with me? No.
WHY? Why the fuck would I want to do that? I’ve spent decades looking for every hint of happiness I can find in this world, and now I’m supposed to get rid of any evidence, any tiny bits of that joy that I’ve managed to carry with me? No.
January 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“Here’s a great tip to get rid of your smile lines!”
WHY? Why the fuck would I want to do that? I’ve spent decades looking for every hint of happiness I can find in this world, and now I’m supposed to get rid of any evidence, any tiny bits of that joy that I’ve managed to carry with me? No.
WHY? Why the fuck would I want to do that? I’ve spent decades looking for every hint of happiness I can find in this world, and now I’m supposed to get rid of any evidence, any tiny bits of that joy that I’ve managed to carry with me? No.
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
Silly little tasks in Stardew Valley are way more fun than the chores I have to do in the real world.
#stardewvalley
#stardewvalley
January 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Silly little tasks in Stardew Valley are way more fun than the chores I have to do in the real world.
#stardewvalley
#stardewvalley
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It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”
January 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”
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“It’s a Roman salute!” Okay then the senators have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
January 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“It’s a Roman salute!” Okay then the senators have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
I’ve decided to spend today following Robin around Pelican Town alternately singing Leave Your Lover by Sam Smith and Triad by Jefferson Airplane.
#stardewvalley
#stardewvalley
January 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’ve decided to spend today following Robin around Pelican Town alternately singing Leave Your Lover by Sam Smith and Triad by Jefferson Airplane.
#stardewvalley
#stardewvalley
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I see TikTok is back on its bullshit
January 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I see TikTok is back on its bullshit
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What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.?
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.?
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
What am I doing tonight? Oh, just giving myself a brainfreeze by letting my saline nasal rinse cool too much.
January 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What am I doing tonight? Oh, just giving myself a brainfreeze by letting my saline nasal rinse cool too much.
Tbh no amount of money could get me to publicly admit that I believe Ryan Reynolds created a whole character to mock me.
January 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Tbh no amount of money could get me to publicly admit that I believe Ryan Reynolds created a whole character to mock me.
Asleep brain: I’ve crafted a series of interesting (and sometimes fantastical) adventures and mishaps for you involving people you know.
Awake brain, forgetting everything in two seconds: immediately no.
Awake brain, forgetting everything in two seconds: immediately no.
January 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Asleep brain: I’ve crafted a series of interesting (and sometimes fantastical) adventures and mishaps for you involving people you know.
Awake brain, forgetting everything in two seconds: immediately no.
Awake brain, forgetting everything in two seconds: immediately no.
My New Year’s resolution is to drink more tea, and so far I’m only at 15 cups. I really need to step it up.
#tea #newyear #resolution
#tea #newyear #resolution
January 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My New Year’s resolution is to drink more tea, and so far I’m only at 15 cups. I really need to step it up.
#tea #newyear #resolution
#tea #newyear #resolution