Adventure Drunk
@adventuredrunk.bsky.social
Music, cats, and questionable life choices.
Vodka shots just hit different in the morning.
(Poorly)
(Poorly)
December 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Vodka shots just hit different in the morning.
(Poorly)
(Poorly)
Prediction: he’s fumbling intentionally so people 25 47.
This puts Mike Johnson and his shadow backers next in line.
This puts Mike Johnson and his shadow backers next in line.
May 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Prediction: he’s fumbling intentionally so people 25 47.
This puts Mike Johnson and his shadow backers next in line.
This puts Mike Johnson and his shadow backers next in line.
You can truly tell this administration has no connection to the working class if they don’t even know what 86’d means.
May 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You can truly tell this administration has no connection to the working class if they don’t even know what 86’d means.
You ever find a new content creator that makes you smile and you’re like, “god I hope they don’t have any strong opinions about anything”
May 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You ever find a new content creator that makes you smile and you’re like, “god I hope they don’t have any strong opinions about anything”
I feel like this is up there with hate crimes
April 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I feel like this is up there with hate crimes
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AOC: We saw Majorie Taylor Greene buy that dip. How much did you make? How much did you make off of people’s despair? How much did you make off of that panic? How much did you make off of that suffering? No more. We can’t accept it
April 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
AOC: We saw Majorie Taylor Greene buy that dip. How much did you make? How much did you make off of people’s despair? How much did you make off of that panic? How much did you make off of that suffering? No more. We can’t accept it
Fucking crazy they made her censor her hat
April 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fucking crazy they made her censor her hat
The worst people
By a 5-4 vote, the justices allowed the administration to freeze millions of dollars in grant funding for diversity and instructional programs at public and private universities.
Supreme Court sides with administration over Education Department grants
By a 5-4 vote, the justices allowed the administration to freeze millions of dollars in grant funding for diversity and instructional programs at public and private universities.
www.npr.org
April 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The worst people
Joke will be on us when we find out those penguins produce all the uranium
April 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Joke will be on us when we find out those penguins produce all the uranium
Like… if I was this bad at my job, I would not have that job any more.
NEW: Donald Trump announced the US was imposing reciprocal tariffs on a small collection of Antarctic islands that are not inhabited by humans, as part of a global trade war aimed at asserting US dominance.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are known for their populations of penguins.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are known for their populations of penguins.
Trump Tariffs Hit Antarctic Islands Inhabited by Zero Humans and Many Penguins
The Heard and McDonald Islands are among the dozens of targets of President Donald Trump's latest round of tariffs. But they have no exports, because no one lives there.
www.wired.com
April 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Like… if I was this bad at my job, I would not have that job any more.
March 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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This is just common sense.
NEW: A federal judge in Massachusetts has granted a temporary restraining order barring the Trump administration from deporting any person to a country they are not a national of (so-called 'third country removals') without written notice and an opportunity to apply for protection from that country.
March 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is just common sense.
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March 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
theonion.com/conserv...
theonion.com/conserv...
March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
theonion.com/conserv...
theonion.com/conserv...
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every person involved in this needs to be in prison
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
every person involved in this needs to be in prison
The country is cooked, but at least I captured the best cat photo
March 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The country is cooked, but at least I captured the best cat photo
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The recall is because they used B-tier horses for the Tesla glue. Elon already traded all the good horses for erotic massages from employees.
March 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The recall is because they used B-tier horses for the Tesla glue. Elon already traded all the good horses for erotic massages from employees.
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If Canada really wants to shut the Republicans up it should get PornHub, a Canadian company, to severe access to the US.
March 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If Canada really wants to shut the Republicans up it should get PornHub, a Canadian company, to severe access to the US.
He still figuring out the best sleep positions
February 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
He still figuring out the best sleep positions
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Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
February 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
The only way I’ll support the use of AI in government is if it’s used for one thing and one thing only: redraw all voting districts to be statistically neutral and end gerrymandering.
February 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The only way I’ll support the use of AI in government is if it’s used for one thing and one thing only: redraw all voting districts to be statistically neutral and end gerrymandering.
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Senator Mark Warner spills the beans about "the real story" of how the TikTok ban went down. Turns out, its passage had more to do with the Gaza war than China. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/tiktok-ban...
TikTok Ban Fueled by Israel, Not China
Congressional insiders spill the beans on how the law was passed
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Senator Mark Warner spills the beans about "the real story" of how the TikTok ban went down. Turns out, its passage had more to do with the Gaza war than China. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/tiktok-ban...