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Adam Armour
@admarmr.bsky.social
I write and edit stories for a daily newspaper and a monthly lifestyles magazine in Northeast Mississippi. I love horror movies and metal music and metal music that's about horror movies. Be my Letterboxd pal: https://boxd.it/9rWP
Finally, someone sent me something cool. I usually get hate mail here at the Daily Journal. And deservedly so!

@landontalks.bsky.social
March 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Given that people were so concerned about letting an old man run the country, it makes total sense we'd go the opposite direction and elect a giant fucking baby.

apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump's portrait to be taken down at Colorado Capitol after president claimed it was 'distorted'
State officials say a portrait of President Donald Trump hanging at the Colorado state Capitol will be taken down after Trump claimed it was “purposefully distorted.”
apnews.com
March 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I wonder what exactly Putin was doing inside the principal when he agreed to this ceasefire.
March 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh, man. If members of Congress have to pass an IQ test, I've got bad news for some of DJT's most fervent supporters.
They cannot fucking help but be unbelievably racist at every opportunity.

Ghouls.
March 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Evergreen statement these days.
What the actual fuck?! America, something must be done!
March 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Criminalizing protest is a hallmark of authoritarian regimes
March 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Damn it, Laird Barron. Quit being so fucking good at this.

(But don't really.)
March 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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DOGE continues to embarrass itself.
March 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image.

Well, it's gotta be...
March 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My Trump-supporting parents, who I love very much despite of that aforementioned support, once told me they always liked to vote for candidates who espoused Christian values because it meant they have a strong sense of morality.

What a load of fucking horseshit.
Trump: "We're gonna be selling a gold card. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're gonna put a price on that card of about $5 million and that's going to give you green card privileges, plus. It's gonna be a route to citizenship, and wealthy people will be coming into our country."
February 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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It was obvious they were lying about Musk's $400M contract with the government to build armored Teslas.

The Biden administration was going to give him a few hundred thousand dollars—then, after Trump took office, they increased it to $400M.

After they got caught, they doctored the records.
February 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Yeah, I've had, like, three transgender operations today, all on the government's dime.
Trump: "We were the richest relatively -- think of this -- from 1870 to 1913. That was our richest. Because we collected tariffs ... we had so much wealth. Of course, now we give it away to transgender ... everybody gets a transgender operation."
February 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Given the way Bezos has been sucking up lately, I can only assume Barron Trump will be the next James Bond.
February 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Congrats to the scowling guy in Walmart wearing the "Do you even lift, bro?" sweatshirt. You got me.
February 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm sure my fellow Mississippians will appreciate this.
Trump: "FEMA is gonna be a whole big discussion very shortly, because I'd rather see the states takes care of their own problems."
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One of my very favorite authors wrote a passage that I may just have to internalize for a spell.

#booksky
January 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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For all the flak George Lucas gets for his writing, pretty hard to deny the "so this is how liberty dies" line is an unfortunately spot on banger.
January 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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this is pretty perfect
January 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I spend a lot of time contemplating my own doom. But recently, I decided instead to think about meatloaf and the ceaseless drudgery of my daily routine.

It's good to shake things up now and again.

Anyway, here's my latest "food" column for the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal:
Casually breaking my routine with Mike's Meatloaf from Table 100
Routines are tricky creatures.
www.djournal.com
January 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I don't know much, but what I do know is that it's impossible to woo a single cat.

Here's the latest thing I've written.
Luring cat is a game of exploitation
Ghost eats constantly. This is his weakness, and I’m openly exploiting it.
www.djournal.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I look at myself in the mirror multiple times a day, so this is a high bar, but this may be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen.
FINNERTY: I'm wondering if you think the Trump administration should seriously look at moving the Los Angeles Olympics to a red city where things are gonna be run properly, like a city in Florida, maybe Miami, or maybe Dallas in Texas

JIM JORDAN: Yeah
January 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Every morning, I awaken and stare at my ceiling for a few silent moments just thinking about all the foods I used to eat ... like ... a couple of weeks ago.

Hey, look! There's my face down there! And some words I wrote! Cool.

(Well, not really cool.)

www.djournal.com/culture/food...
I'm struggling to adapt to my post-holiday diet
I don’t know about you folks, but I have the hardest time readjusting to a normal routine following the chaos of the holiday season. I’m not even a holiday season
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January 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM