🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 Jake's Takes 🗨️🔄♥️
@adjectivenouns.bsky.social
American comedy legend, eventually
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Some clout chasing blue check Twitter click baiter spams lies that AI is curing cancer 5 years before it's detectable while begging for new follows, I recommend he end his own life early, and I'm the one whose account gets suspended for a week? Sick society.
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Some clout chasing blue check Twitter click baiter spams lies that AI is curing cancer 5 years before it's detectable while begging for new follows, I recommend he end his own life early, and I'm the one whose account gets suspended for a week? Sick society.
"I think, or I am."
—Rene A La Carte
—Rene A La Carte
February 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"I think, or I am."
—Rene A La Carte
—Rene A La Carte
RFK Jr's brain worm piloting him through confirmation
the word caution is on the side of a robot
ALT: the word caution is on the side of a robot
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
RFK Jr's brain worm piloting him through confirmation
Fascinated by the evolution of pro wrestling. Used to be fun flamboyant characters when I was a kid; Sargent Slaughter, Iron Sheik, Jake the Snake, etc.
Now whenever wrestling content crosses my feed it's like, "don't miss the epic showdown that's been years in the making: it's Greg vs. Kyle"
Now whenever wrestling content crosses my feed it's like, "don't miss the epic showdown that's been years in the making: it's Greg vs. Kyle"
There used to be
January 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fascinated by the evolution of pro wrestling. Used to be fun flamboyant characters when I was a kid; Sargent Slaughter, Iron Sheik, Jake the Snake, etc.
Now whenever wrestling content crosses my feed it's like, "don't miss the epic showdown that's been years in the making: it's Greg vs. Kyle"
Now whenever wrestling content crosses my feed it's like, "don't miss the epic showdown that's been years in the making: it's Greg vs. Kyle"
Ok time to engage with Bluesky¹ more regularly.
¹ = was instantly suspended a week for doing free speech on Twitter about how cool it would be to kick Eric Adams in the face
¹ = was instantly suspended a week for doing free speech on Twitter about how cool it would be to kick Eric Adams in the face
January 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ok time to engage with Bluesky¹ more regularly.
¹ = was instantly suspended a week for doing free speech on Twitter about how cool it would be to kick Eric Adams in the face
¹ = was instantly suspended a week for doing free speech on Twitter about how cool it would be to kick Eric Adams in the face
FYI you can save a fortune on a Christmas tree right now if you wanna get a headstart and have 1 less thing to worry about later
January 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
FYI you can save a fortune on a Christmas tree right now if you wanna get a headstart and have 1 less thing to worry about later
Was perusing the local thrift and suddenly my jaw hit the floor with the same velocity of whatever space debris ended the dinosaurs.
January 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Was perusing the local thrift and suddenly my jaw hit the floor with the same velocity of whatever space debris ended the dinosaurs.
O wow they make a special Rubik's Cube for my enemies now.
January 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
O wow they make a special Rubik's Cube for my enemies now.
Jackpot! 🎰
Someone inexplicably left the 1993 edition of the every-movie-ever-made review in the mailroom and it's the perfect height to prop up my desktop monitor.
Someone inexplicably left the 1993 edition of the every-movie-ever-made review in the mailroom and it's the perfect height to prop up my desktop monitor.
January 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Jackpot! 🎰
Someone inexplicably left the 1993 edition of the every-movie-ever-made review in the mailroom and it's the perfect height to prop up my desktop monitor.
Someone inexplicably left the 1993 edition of the every-movie-ever-made review in the mailroom and it's the perfect height to prop up my desktop monitor.
'tis a season.
January 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
'tis a season.
Hot and wise GF embroidered my brand onto a shirt for Xmas.
December 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Hot and wise GF embroidered my brand onto a shirt for Xmas.
Treasure hunting.
December 21, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Treasure hunting.
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Hey I didn't realize the—
—Warriors were in town! 📣📢🎺
—Warriors were in town! 📣📢🎺
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Hey I didn't realize the—
—Warriors were in town! 📣📢🎺
—Warriors were in town! 📣📢🎺
PSA: if you still have your 2013 'The Following' starting Kevin Bacon stain remover pen it doesn't work anymore
November 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
PSA: if you still have your 2013 'The Following' starting Kevin Bacon stain remover pen it doesn't work anymore
—and nobody is talking about it!
November 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
—and nobody is talking about it!
Need a pinned Tweet.
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Need a pinned Tweet.
Yellow and welcome to my web page. I was a marginally bigger deal on Twitter.
November 10, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Yellow and welcome to my web page. I was a marginally bigger deal on Twitter.
Damn it sucks over there huh.
November 7, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Damn it sucks over there huh.
Hurricane Lee is an adverb.
September 8, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Hurricane Lee is an adverb.
Is Bluesky better than Twitter? Too early to say.
Doing jokes on Twitter did get me laid once so the onus is on Bluesky to get me laid twice.
Doing jokes on Twitter did get me laid once so the onus is on Bluesky to get me laid twice.
August 22, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Is Bluesky better than Twitter? Too early to say.
Doing jokes on Twitter did get me laid once so the onus is on Bluesky to get me laid twice.
Doing jokes on Twitter did get me laid once so the onus is on Bluesky to get me laid twice.
just setting up my other twttr
August 22, 2023 at 10:18 AM
just setting up my other twttr