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🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 Jake's Takes 🗨️🔄♥️
@adjectivenouns.bsky.social
American comedy legend, eventually
Was perusing the local thrift and suddenly my jaw hit the floor with the same velocity of whatever space debris ended the dinosaurs.
January 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
O wow they make a special Rubik's Cube for my enemies now.
January 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Jackpot! 🎰

Someone inexplicably left the 1993 edition of the every-movie-ever-made review in the mailroom and it's the perfect height to prop up my desktop monitor.
January 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
'tis a season.
January 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hot and wise GF embroidered my brand onto a shirt for Xmas.
December 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Treasure hunting.
December 21, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Hey I didn't realize the—

—Warriors were in town! 📣📢🎺
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
PSA: if you still have your 2013 'The Following' starting Kevin Bacon stain remover pen it doesn't work anymore
November 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
—and nobody is talking about it!
November 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Need a pinned Tweet.
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 AM