Adjamemnon
adjamemnon.bsky.social
Adjamemnon
@adjamemnon.bsky.social
A creative that doesn't know how to actually do anything
Would love to be a Game Show Host
Given that they come from the same area, and many of his stories are set in the Massachusetts area, I think it is high time we get the audiobook of The Collected Works of HP Lovecraft, as read by Bill Burr.
July 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
They stole time from us!

I was there, but I was powerless to stop it.
March 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I imagine that Lord Dampnut will seek to rename it the Department of Straight-portation, as he doesn't understand why the trans people need to be ported anywhere.
March 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I dreamt last night that I couldn't get to sleep.

That seems unfair.
February 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
According to the weather widget on my phone, we have 4° out there.

So if you use one, be sure to return it when you're done.
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Fiona naps.
January 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The importance of liberal Bluesky posts cannot be understated, as it will be a bastion against tyranny, a role that regular mass media has ceded.

But it can be draining. So here is Fiona, as a cuteness oasis.
January 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Fiona is an amazing cat who yells at me at 6:30 a.m. to make sure I eat breakfast, regardless of my feelings on the subject.
January 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Is there an isekai where someone from a fantasy world is reincarnated in our world, and is OP?

"Egads! Thanks to my Sorting Cantrip, I have organized the back issues of this comic shop perfectly!"
January 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I like to think I'm funny, but I'm probably just clever.
January 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Sometimes Fiona doesn't yell at me.
December 31, 2024 at 2:20 PM
You are waiting for your letter from Hogwarts.

I am waiting for my invitation to Kamar-Taj.

We are not the same.
a man in a suit and tie with #theboys written on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with #theboys written on the bottom right
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December 24, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by Adjamemnon
Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?
October 7, 2023 at 5:22 PM
"Thesis, please?"
December 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
In the "Really?" category:

The egg rolls at Jack in the Box are pretty good.
December 19, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I hear about people picking the "good bits" out of trail mix and eating it separately.

And I think, "Yeah...mmm...almonds..."
December 16, 2024 at 5:58 AM
I don't get what the big deal is about who is Time's Person of the Year.

I was given that "honor" in 2006, and nothing really changed.
December 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
This does my heart good.
Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
December 11, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I take some joy and solace that cats have always been this way.
Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat, 1717 by Alexandre-François Desportes
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Streaming "How It's Made" and the narrator always speaks in present tense. "The apples then head to the hucking machine..."

When he speaks of a human, though, Silence of the Lambs has kinda messed with me on this.

"The worker, having applied the lotion, returns it to the basket."
December 4, 2024 at 8:18 PM
So why does temperature matter when it comes to a mess?

We emphasize that someone isn't just a mess, but a "hot mess."

I presume that such is worse than being a room-temperature mess?
December 2, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Not to be "that guy," but how does Bluesky sustain itself?

I mean...people gotta get paid, right?
December 1, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I play the NYT Spelling Bee everyday. Each level of achievement has its own descriptor, topping out at Genius, and is based on a percentage of how many words can be found in the letters provided.

It doesn't happen always, but today when I hit 69 points, the Bee said "Nice".
November 28, 2024 at 11:12 AM
So many of my manifestos get called off once I have a decent breakfast.
November 25, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by Adjamemnon
November 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM