I've decided that you are referring to a relative or guest, and not a pet.

"You know, Uncle Steve, this is why you get uninvited from Thanksgivings."

I think courtesy dictates you take one bite out of a save-for-later pickle, to communicate that it's not up for grabs.

Thing is...that's not snow in the background.

This may make the others at the gym uncomfortable, but so be it.

I didn't realize this was controversial. Especially at a sushi restaurant, where individual entrees can be expensive, this sort of policy is just good sense.

It took me a moment to figure this out.

"Why is Mark Cuban talking about collies? And surely there are more than 4000 of them..."

I wonder if he's going to get in trouble with President Musk over that statement.

Did he check with President Musk before he made that statement?

"Today's game has no D"

Back in the day, "D" consisted of open tackles. Some teams (*cough* Detroit *cough*) were infamous for it.

If you wanna watch that sort of defense, try rugby.

The sooner Trump accepts President Musk's position, the smoother things will be.

Also:

1. Demand what already exists.

2. Other side says "um, yeah, that already is a thing."

3. Declare victory.