Sir, the Bernie Wars have been over for nearly a decade. Your dedicated service to Lib Dipshit Platoon 412 has been honorable, but I have a letter from your commanding officer relieving you of your duty. It's time to come home.

People have asked for merch innumerable times but that's complicated when you care about sustainability, ethical supply chains, labor issues, and the culture of consuming mass amounts of crap in general. So I just stay broke.

If Bill Ackman had been a hamster his mother would have eaten him

if the sponsored/promoted google result is literally the website I am looking for, I will scroll further down to click the regular search result