Adam Yosim
@adamyosim.bsky.social
Dad Jokes. VP of PR. Luxury Real Estate. Former blue check & Emmy-nominated TV news reporter. Go Heels. Once got bear hugged by Shaq.
90s kids staring at their Tamagotchis
February 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
90s kids staring at their Tamagotchis
TFW you already heard the story of the Gråkappan
a man in a white turtleneck with a lanyard around his neck is dancing
ALT: a man in a white turtleneck with a lanyard around his neck is dancing
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
TFW you already heard the story of the Gråkappan
Reposted by Adam Yosim
What is this - Severance for ants?
February 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What is this - Severance for ants?
Reposted by Adam Yosim
“Yes this is real” HOLY HELL
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“Yes this is real” HOLY HELL
Time to move to LinkedIn
January 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Time to move to LinkedIn
When my wife asks how many more Pop-Tarts Bowl memes I have left:
a close up of a woman 's face with a purple shirt on .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a purple shirt on .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 4:29 PM
When my wife asks how many more Pop-Tarts Bowl memes I have left:
Reposted by Adam Yosim
Don't forget to get enough food for 30 days because the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas.
December 24, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Don't forget to get enough food for 30 days because the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas.
Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Blahnukkah
December 19, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Blahnukkah
Reposted by Adam Yosim
He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
Reposted by Adam Yosim
UNC basketball plays the way I approached school assignments (and tbh my adult assignments, too) — wait forever to get started, get more motivated the closer I get to the deadline, then furiously scramble to file by my deadline and either beat the buzzer or come agonizingly close.
November 28, 2024 at 4:42 AM
UNC basketball plays the way I approached school assignments (and tbh my adult assignments, too) — wait forever to get started, get more motivated the closer I get to the deadline, then furiously scramble to file by my deadline and either beat the buzzer or come agonizingly close.
Free basketball in Maui. Thank you, S3th Trimbl3.
November 28, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Free basketball in Maui. Thank you, S3th Trimbl3.
Terry’s Chocolate Vegas Showdown.
November 27, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Terry’s Chocolate Vegas Showdown.
Here’s what Outlook being down the Monday before Thanksgiving taught me about B2B SaaS sales:
🧵👇
🧵👇
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Here’s what Outlook being down the Monday before Thanksgiving taught me about B2B SaaS sales:
🧵👇
🧵👇
Please no Tyson-Paul spoilers. Netflix DVD of the match arrives in a few weeks.
November 16, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Please no Tyson-Paul spoilers. Netflix DVD of the match arrives in a few weeks.
Reposted by Adam Yosim
could everyone please log off netflix, i'm trying to watch emily in paris
November 16, 2024 at 4:55 AM
could everyone please log off netflix, i'm trying to watch emily in paris
Reposted by Adam Yosim
I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.
We're so back.
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 PM
We're so back.
Ok, I'll bite.
What's a Bluesky?
What's a Bluesky?
November 15, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Ok, I'll bite.
What's a Bluesky?
What's a Bluesky?
Reposted by Adam Yosim
I finished bluesky a few months ago but I'm still completing all the side quests
November 14, 2024 at 12:31 PM
I finished bluesky a few months ago but I'm still completing all the side quests
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab
Rangoon, things of that nature."
Rangoon, things of that nature."
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 15, 2024 at 5:07 AM
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab
Rangoon, things of that nature."
Rangoon, things of that nature."