Adam Rab
@adamrab.bsky.social
Lafayette College class of 2028 | He/Him | NOLA Pelicans⚜️| Trying his best | NJ |
Sometimes I make squiggles and try to draw things from them
Normalize minding your own damn business again.
Sometimes I make squiggles and try to draw things from them
Normalize minding your own damn business again.
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Adam Rab
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If Chris Paul is waived, does that mean he’s free to become the coach of the Pelicans if he wants?
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If Chris Paul is waived, does that mean he’s free to become the coach of the Pelicans if he wants?
Oh, so Giannis is GONE GONE
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Oh, so Giannis is GONE GONE
Borrego ball so far feels like a caricature of itself. We were saying it would be trading defense out for offense, but 142-149 losses is kind of extreme.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Borrego ball so far feels like a caricature of itself. We were saying it would be trading defense out for offense, but 142-149 losses is kind of extreme.
I would die for Derik Queen
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I would die for Derik Queen
If we hire Darwin Ham, I’m going to cry myself to sleep.
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If we hire Darwin Ham, I’m going to cry myself to sleep.
Why does Gayle Benson only hire her church friends?
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why does Gayle Benson only hire her church friends?
Because 2-9, now that’s a terrible team. 3-8 is fine, but 2-9…that extra loss is what separates the contenders from the pretenders.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Because 2-9, now that’s a terrible team. 3-8 is fine, but 2-9…that extra loss is what separates the contenders from the pretenders.
Horrible but funny NBA idea. What if, like how you can trade picks, you could trade playoff spots? So a team trades their spot in the future for a good player. They miss a future playoffs, but could win a championship now. You could even trade potentially this year’s eighth seed for a lottery pick.
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Horrible but funny NBA idea. What if, like how you can trade picks, you could trade playoff spots? So a team trades their spot in the future for a good player. They miss a future playoffs, but could win a championship now. You could even trade potentially this year’s eighth seed for a lottery pick.
I should’ve never made this chart, because now Grayson Allen has dropped 40 points on our head and the Pelicans are going to be in the same place the Suns were last year.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I should’ve never made this chart, because now Grayson Allen has dropped 40 points on our head and the Pelicans are going to be in the same place the Suns were last year.
I can’t believe possibly the greatest GM in Laker history will no longer be with the NBA. I wish you the best luck in your future endeavors Nico Harrison.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I can’t believe possibly the greatest GM in Laker history will no longer be with the NBA. I wish you the best luck in your future endeavors Nico Harrison.
Mamdani working with Lina Khan is fire.
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Mamdani working with Lina Khan is fire.
Some people have the superstition that if they watch their team they’ll lose. I’m the same way except my team loses if I don’t watch them as well.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Some people have the superstition that if they watch their team they’ll lose. I’m the same way except my team loses if I don’t watch them as well.
Wemby’a BLK% this year so far is 13.2%. This mean’s that, while Victor is on the court, he blocks one in every 8 shots by the opponent.
October 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Wemby’a BLK% this year so far is 13.2%. This mean’s that, while Victor is on the court, he blocks one in every 8 shots by the opponent.
I think one of the most telling signs of how old and out of touch this administration is is their whataboutisms with Bill Clinton. Like, dude, I don’t care about Bill Clinton; he was elected a decade before I was born. None of Gen Z or Millennials were old enough to vote for him. We don’t care.
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think one of the most telling signs of how old and out of touch this administration is is their whataboutisms with Bill Clinton. Like, dude, I don’t care about Bill Clinton; he was elected a decade before I was born. None of Gen Z or Millennials were old enough to vote for him. We don’t care.
As a Chuba Hubbard believer for three years, Rico Dowdle is my antichrist, which sucks because I would love him as a player if we wasn’t ruining my years of saying Chuba was that guy.
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As a Chuba Hubbard believer for three years, Rico Dowdle is my antichrist, which sucks because I would love him as a player if we wasn’t ruining my years of saying Chuba was that guy.
Taysom Hill’s existence confuses me. There’s no way he’s good enough at all those positions to deserve snaps at all of them.
October 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Taysom Hill’s existence confuses me. There’s no way he’s good enough at all those positions to deserve snaps at all of them.
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I'm in an abusive relationship with barometric pressure
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I'm in an abusive relationship with barometric pressure
You can hear the Bengals Defense calling the adjustment “Husky” right before the Steelers threw the ball to 265 lb Darnell Washington. They’re calling that man fat.
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You can hear the Bengals Defense calling the adjustment “Husky” right before the Steelers threw the ball to 265 lb Darnell Washington. They’re calling that man fat.
They’re saying these red circles are to identify potential threats to the QB, but the why isn’t TJ Watt on a red circle for every single play?
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
They’re saying these red circles are to identify potential threats to the QB, but the why isn’t TJ Watt on a red circle for every single play?
This is all I see when I see TJ Watt.
October 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is all I see when I see TJ Watt.
Bengals O line. Steelers D line. Old slow Joe Flacco playing QB. Yeah, Joe Flacco might die today.
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Bengals O line. Steelers D line. Old slow Joe Flacco playing QB. Yeah, Joe Flacco might die today.
I don’t know if they’re trying to intentionally rage-bait Pelicans fans? I need whoever wrote this fired for me to believe in sports media.
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I don’t know if they’re trying to intentionally rage-bait Pelicans fans? I need whoever wrote this fired for me to believe in sports media.
This Bengals team is borderline unwatchable right now man
September 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This Bengals team is borderline unwatchable right now man
How do you get mad enough to spit in a guy's face on the first play?
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How do you get mad enough to spit in a guy's face on the first play?