If Derik Queen and Jeremiah Fears weren’t so much fun, I may have quit basketball this season.

I cannot tell if I’m having a stroke. Classic Jon Bois post.

You’re going to make me cry Kofie

Willie finally gets what he wants: an excuse to give Missi 0 minutes for no reason.

“Well, would you look at that?705.3. See that kids? That’s a real score. I mean 705.2 is okay I suppose, but 705.3…That 0.1 is what divides the heroes from the sidekicks.”

I hate how they’re acting like Nico somehow went rogue and traded Luka in secret in the dead of night. Like dude, you had to sign off on that trade. It’s your fault too!

This could actually happen with a weak Eastern Conference seed trading their spot to a Western 9 seed who would’ve made the playoffs if they were in the East. Like imagine if in the 2024 playoffs, the 8 seed 49-33 Pelicans traded a future pick for the 5th seed 47-35 Magic’s spot in the playoffs.

I wonder if walk off TDs are better for scorigami because they don’t kick the PAT

I literally do this all the time. I am so happy I’m not alone. DeVonta Smith and D’Andre Swift’s names just combine in my head very often.