Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.

Origami Black Hole xkcd.com/3033

Just a warning: Pancake Day is in March this year. Doesn’t feel right. Doesn’t feel right at all.

Me to the kid: It’s just a soft spot in the banana, it’s fine to eat, tastes exactly the same!

Me to myself: I would definitely not eat that.

Don't think l'll be able to go back to a normal diet now after spending the last three weeks eating Lindt balls for breakfast and so much cheese l've got shooting pains down my left arm. What we meant to eat now - tuna salad? Behave

"Let me take that off your plate" is a strong love language unless cheese is involved, in which case, and let me be clear, get away from my cheese with your awful hate language