Adam
@adam-is-adam.bsky.social
Godless European, degenerate homosexual, nonpracticing intellectual
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Adam
@adam-is-adam.bsky.social
· Nov 27
a close up of a person petting a cat 's head with its eyes closed
Alt: A gif of a cat being petted very intensely. Its eyes are closed and it seems to be enjoying it.
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This is what you're doing when you visit my profile and spam like all my old posts, btw.
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3. when i said that 90 percent of atheists believe in santa claus
2. when i said that southerners are better at driving in snow than midwesterners
1. when i said that it’s fine to use “your” and “you’re” interchangeably
2. when i said that southerners are better at driving in snow than midwesterners
1. when i said that it’s fine to use “your” and “you’re” interchangeably
What is the thing you said that made people the maddest at you on Bluesky?
July 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
3. when i said that 90 percent of atheists believe in santa claus
2. when i said that southerners are better at driving in snow than midwesterners
1. when i said that it’s fine to use “your” and “you’re” interchangeably
2. when i said that southerners are better at driving in snow than midwesterners
1. when i said that it’s fine to use “your” and “you’re” interchangeably
Zohran Mamdani STOLE my name and won't give it back ere I answer his riddles three
June 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Zohran Mamdani STOLE my name and won't give it back ere I answer his riddles three
Heraclitus said you can't step into the same river twice. Cratylus said you can't step into the same river once. The way these radical left extremists are going, soon you won't even be allowed to step into the same river zero times!
June 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Heraclitus said you can't step into the same river twice. Cratylus said you can't step into the same river once. The way these radical left extremists are going, soon you won't even be allowed to step into the same river zero times!
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everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
June 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
My dad has told me on several occasions about how he always struggled with IQ tests because they were all time sensitive and the pressure would get to him. Once he got to do a test that wasn't timed he scored great.
And my answer is always "How can you take IQ seriously after that?"
And my answer is always "How can you take IQ seriously after that?"
June 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My dad has told me on several occasions about how he always struggled with IQ tests because they were all time sensitive and the pressure would get to him. Once he got to do a test that wasn't timed he scored great.
And my answer is always "How can you take IQ seriously after that?"
And my answer is always "How can you take IQ seriously after that?"
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my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge
me: yeah
my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad
me: ok wait, that’s not really–
my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again
me: four loko
me: yeah
my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad
me: ok wait, that’s not really–
my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again
me: four loko
June 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge
me: yeah
my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad
me: ok wait, that’s not really–
my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again
me: four loko
me: yeah
my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad
me: ok wait, that’s not really–
my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again
me: four loko
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Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.
Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.
Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Movie: Pokémon: Giratina & the Sky Warrior
Language: English
Country: United States
Language: English
Country: United States
June 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Movie: Pokémon: Giratina & the Sky Warrior
Language: English
Country: United States
Language: English
Country: United States
pros of being a gay man: Men! 🤠😁👍
cons of being a gay man: Men ☹️
cons of being a gay man: Men ☹️
June 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
pros of being a gay man: Men! 🤠😁👍
cons of being a gay man: Men ☹️
cons of being a gay man: Men ☹️
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Man I wish there was a public event where I could stand on an unshaded sidewalk for a few hours while bankers and prison guards wearing white t-shirts with rainbow logos looked down at me from truckbeds and blasted Chapell Roan.
June 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Man I wish there was a public event where I could stand on an unshaded sidewalk for a few hours while bankers and prison guards wearing white t-shirts with rainbow logos looked down at me from truckbeds and blasted Chapell Roan.
June 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
The real culture war is between dixie novelty car horns and la cucaracha novelty car horns btw
May 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The real culture war is between dixie novelty car horns and la cucaracha novelty car horns btw
Bro you better be paying 100 times the actual price anytime you're at the store the way you're always missing the point
May 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bro you better be paying 100 times the actual price anytime you're at the store the way you're always missing the point
Give a paraplegic a wheelchair and you help them for a day. Tell 'em to just walk and it's no longer your problem. Like, are they stupid? It's not hard.
May 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Give a paraplegic a wheelchair and you help them for a day. Tell 'em to just walk and it's no longer your problem. Like, are they stupid? It's not hard.
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O heart of a thousand sorrows, o world of a thousand pains, end me now. (spilled my dink)
May 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
O heart of a thousand sorrows, o world of a thousand pains, end me now. (spilled my dink)
My government told me F150s keep running over toddlers so I asked how many toddlers he has and he said he just keeps building anti-pedestrian urban environments so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding toddlers to SUVs and then his voters started crying.
May 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
My government told me F150s keep running over toddlers so I asked how many toddlers he has and he said he just keeps building anti-pedestrian urban environments so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding toddlers to SUVs and then his voters started crying.
Not saying it should be illegal but I wanna live in a society where if you as a parent put a giant cartoony bow on your baby girl's head then you can expect check-ins from CPS at least once in a while.
May 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Not saying it should be illegal but I wanna live in a society where if you as a parent put a giant cartoony bow on your baby girl's head then you can expect check-ins from CPS at least once in a while.
I have got to outgay these straggots
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have got to outgay these straggots
Favorite concept in any religion: blunt force enlightenment in Zen Buddhism. Anytime you jumpscare someone they have a 0.00000000001% chance of instantly attaining Nirvana.
May 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Favorite concept in any religion: blunt force enlightenment in Zen Buddhism. Anytime you jumpscare someone they have a 0.00000000001% chance of instantly attaining Nirvana.
Listing the subtle light of the Moon as my only reference on my CV
May 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Listing the subtle light of the Moon as my only reference on my CV
Nonbinary people have been known to dabble in trinkets,[23][24][25][26]
May 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Nonbinary people have been known to dabble in trinkets,[23][24][25][26]
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