Actual Isopod 🔞
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Actual Isopod 🔞
@actual-isopod.bsky.social
I wanna be a cowboy, baby…

Eli or Isopod || He/It || 19
Queer little freak. I post and draw whatever I feel like, and if you like it then feel free to stay. Things will get weird. (There will be horror, probably. Maybe gore. Maybe penis.)
Calling this done because if I don't I'll keep fussing with the details forever and it's driving me crazy. 😅
Titling this one "Languish" 🦁
December 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Illustration done several years ago, for an artbook.
August 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The Odious Snarf - A relatively harmless creature, but smell SO bad that the stink will stay in your nostrils for months afterwards and any clothing it touches is rendered unwearable.
Learn more in my next book and get notified of launch in my newsletter! #watercolour #painting #creatureart #art
August 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Daily bunny no.3045 is helping in any way they can
August 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I think its fine to have art content you dont enjoy, approve of or want to see, and establishing a personal boundary is healthy

But as anti-porn and anti-art fascism continues to ramp up i think you need to weigh how publicly calling people freaks, degens, weirdos etc is feeding these attitudes
February 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad
January 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Bun
January 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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*whispers into the void* "your art will be declared degenerate, so you might as well lean into it."
January 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Run.
January 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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it feels frivolous and pointless to keep posting about niche art and crafting in the middle of the *gestures wildly* but you know what? I’m doing my thing irl and not online to try and help, and if I don’t keep creating things I will absolutely go insane, so why not share the crafting?
January 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Find joy where you can, show support for people on the margins where you can, and let’s help each other through, that is what I am saying.
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I know this sentiment is well shared, but every once in a while I think about how beautifully powerful and inspiring these paintings are.
January 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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A. I. doth remove commitment from art. Yf an artist ys committed to makinge somethinge trulye weirde, even shockinge, that artist doth neede to crafte the art, at everye steppe thinkinge "yes Ich am drawinge a sexy C-3PO." Wyth A.I. you kan just make a sexy C-3PO wythout caringe, and that ys wrong.
January 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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absolutely love gourds. the rich profusion of extremely rude shapes. a level of dedication to the bit unparalleled in the vegetable kingdom. 12/10 no notes
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am not a brand. I am not a “content creator.” I am an artist, and I will make and post whatever art I feel like. I refuse to censor myself for the sake of “marketability” or “mass appeal.” I’m a weird little freak, and if other weird little freaks see my stuff I’m happy :]
January 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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As an artist, I've learned that the better you are at drawing something, the simpler your line work becomes. You would think that better=more complicated, but from my experience, the opposite is true. Simple descriptive lines are insanely difficult because they have to describe the shape within.
January 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Because it might be helpful: If anyone is looking for an AI-free, clean writing tool Ellipsus is super good.

It's meant for writers, but I use it as a Google Docs alternative.

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January 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame

Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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they really had old man viktor turning to jayce and saying "only you." with a swelling orchestra and beautiful gay longing reel. that makes me smile
January 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Maybe we aren’t here to maximize our productivity and hack our schedules. Maybe we’re here to make soup, take naps, and hang with friends. Ideally in a hollow tree in a forest meadow.
January 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I wish it was easier for me to take riding lessons 😭
Cost and distance is killing me, I haven’t ridden since like early December and I miss it so bad
January 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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the chinese netizens have put america in the ground
January 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Hi #PortfolioDay
I'm Gabriel
I am a paleoartist, scientific illustrator and concept artist
I work mostly digital but my background is traditional art, so I also work traditionally sometimes
I hope you all like my art.

#paleoart #sciart
January 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Do your local library a kindness! Share this if you love and support libraries and librarians (don’t forget your school library & librarian, too!) 😊📚

Thank you to all the library workers who keep the magic alive—you’re true heroes! ✨💚
January 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM