Olivia
@activiaolivia.bsky.social
Not good at social media x
A cell biologist who enjoys video games, theatre and film, and being a dork in love with my GF 🏳️🌈
A cell biologist who enjoys video games, theatre and film, and being a dork in love with my GF 🏳️🌈
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November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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McDonald’s napkins are far too scratchy and weirdly not very absorbent for effectively blowing your nose. Would not recommend.
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
McDonald’s napkins are far too scratchy and weirdly not very absorbent for effectively blowing your nose. Would not recommend.
Out of all of the takeaway napkins I’ve been blowing my nose on, Nando’s are the most luxurious.
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Out of all of the takeaway napkins I’ve been blowing my nose on, Nando’s are the most luxurious.
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some people like cilantro
to some people cilantro tastes like soap
but it's an error to assume these must be mutually exclusive, it's probably a venn diagram, there must be some people for whom it tastes like soap that just enjoy the soapy flavor
to some people cilantro tastes like soap
but it's an error to assume these must be mutually exclusive, it's probably a venn diagram, there must be some people for whom it tastes like soap that just enjoy the soapy flavor
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
some people like cilantro
to some people cilantro tastes like soap
but it's an error to assume these must be mutually exclusive, it's probably a venn diagram, there must be some people for whom it tastes like soap that just enjoy the soapy flavor
to some people cilantro tastes like soap
but it's an error to assume these must be mutually exclusive, it's probably a venn diagram, there must be some people for whom it tastes like soap that just enjoy the soapy flavor
I have a lovely wool coat but when I wear it in the rain I stink of wet dog and tbh I think it’s pretty unfair cause it’s a CUTE coat.
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have a lovely wool coat but when I wear it in the rain I stink of wet dog and tbh I think it’s pretty unfair cause it’s a CUTE coat.
Why are scabs itchy? It’s like the worst thing for a thing that’s meant to be a protective cover for a wound
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Why are scabs itchy? It’s like the worst thing for a thing that’s meant to be a protective cover for a wound
My train is called the “Red Dragon” and I think all trains should have silly names like that
October 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
My train is called the “Red Dragon” and I think all trains should have silly names like that
Is there a reason someone could be more predisposed to trip over when walking and land on their knees? I’m one of the few grown ass adults who’s stacked it this often.
October 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Is there a reason someone could be more predisposed to trip over when walking and land on their knees? I’m one of the few grown ass adults who’s stacked it this often.
Should you take it as a compliment when people start mistaking your boss’s boss for you? She’s older than me, but we both have curly hair and are similar heights.
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Should you take it as a compliment when people start mistaking your boss’s boss for you? She’s older than me, but we both have curly hair and are similar heights.
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Mmm fresh cigarettes from the oven
September 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Mmm fresh cigarettes from the oven
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When you put on makeup for the first time in a while and your phone doesn’t recognise you cause 99% of the time you look like a cute lil troll
September 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When you put on makeup for the first time in a while and your phone doesn’t recognise you cause 99% of the time you look like a cute lil troll
Be me: get the giggles and be reminded of when your girlfriend told you you actually laugh like “hehehe” giggle harder. Finally stop laughing and be told that there were actually some “hohohos in there too” resume giggling. My tummy hurts now
September 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Be me: get the giggles and be reminded of when your girlfriend told you you actually laugh like “hehehe” giggle harder. Finally stop laughing and be told that there were actually some “hohohos in there too” resume giggling. My tummy hurts now
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If a girl farts with her ear buds in, does it make a sound?
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If a girl farts with her ear buds in, does it make a sound?
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Happy Friday friends! I still haven’t won the lottery or inherited a large sum of money from an estranged and eccentric aunt twice removed and I’m making it everyone’s problem.
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy Friday friends! I still haven’t won the lottery or inherited a large sum of money from an estranged and eccentric aunt twice removed and I’m making it everyone’s problem.
How do I tell my ex-mortgage broker that I’m not interested and it’s OVER. I’ve been ignoring his calls for 2 weeks, surely he should get the message. Syonara buddy.
September 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
How do I tell my ex-mortgage broker that I’m not interested and it’s OVER. I’ve been ignoring his calls for 2 weeks, surely he should get the message. Syonara buddy.
So due to the tube strikes I got the bus to work and the original eta was like 45 mins, but then I’ve CRUSHED the walking aspect and now it’s only 30 mins. Chuffed.
September 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
So due to the tube strikes I got the bus to work and the original eta was like 45 mins, but then I’ve CRUSHED the walking aspect and now it’s only 30 mins. Chuffed.
My ex neighbour had a fortnum and mason package delivered and idk what to do. I have no contact info for him and I tried to find him on LinkedIn but to no avail.
September 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
My ex neighbour had a fortnum and mason package delivered and idk what to do. I have no contact info for him and I tried to find him on LinkedIn but to no avail.
SMH will always mean “suck my hymen” and I will never read it as “shakes my head” and this is a hill I will die on.
September 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
SMH will always mean “suck my hymen” and I will never read it as “shakes my head” and this is a hill I will die on.
The worst packaging invention is tampons with the twist to release the tampon. They never break open and I end up having to bite the stupid thing open.
August 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The worst packaging invention is tampons with the twist to release the tampon. They never break open and I end up having to bite the stupid thing open.
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Reverse Soulslike boss rush where you play some gnarly monster and have to battle little dudes
The final boss is naturally a naked player with a big sword
You can decorate your arena with the bones of your enemies and make it nice and cosy
The final boss is naturally a naked player with a big sword
You can decorate your arena with the bones of your enemies and make it nice and cosy
August 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Reverse Soulslike boss rush where you play some gnarly monster and have to battle little dudes
The final boss is naturally a naked player with a big sword
You can decorate your arena with the bones of your enemies and make it nice and cosy
The final boss is naturally a naked player with a big sword
You can decorate your arena with the bones of your enemies and make it nice and cosy
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Some old man with horse hair started mumbling at @activiaolivia.bsky.social and I to shut up on the tube so we followed him off and kept infodumping about Crazy Taxi
August 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Some old man with horse hair started mumbling at @activiaolivia.bsky.social and I to shut up on the tube so we followed him off and kept infodumping about Crazy Taxi
How do you pick a favourite colour?
July 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
How do you pick a favourite colour?
Speaking of Elvis, who, when we are all horny and 65+, would be our Elvis?
July 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Speaking of Elvis, who, when we are all horny and 65+, would be our Elvis?