Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

If all that McDonalds and Ketamine could hurry it up a little bit, we'd be forever grateful.

DOGE recommended firing workers at:

-FDA, which oversees Neuralink

-FAA, which oversees SpaceX

-USAID, which probed Starlink

-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.

"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was positive because a lot of people are now finding out and talking about 40 acres and a mule and what that means.

once my friend got so angry with me because I didn't know the blue Doritos were ranch flavored

she said "it's in the name" and I replied "but it's called Cool Ranch, not ranch, I thought it was something different"

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo.

It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.

WIP >.<

Starting to get it?