Godot Jove
@ac3attorn3y.bsky.social
that one godot guy. any pronouns (yes, any). tk/jove. writingforgodot on ao3. NOT spoiler free. proship DNI.
shu takumi: i created "ace attorney", a world in which defendants are denied a trial by jury due to a high backlog of cases, as a satire on the judicial system
the UK government: we decided to follow the guidance outlined in shu takumi's "ace attorney" and will be denying defendants a trial by jury
the UK government: we decided to follow the guidance outlined in shu takumi's "ace attorney" and will be denying defendants a trial by jury
EXCLUSIVE: Jury trials to be scrapped in most cases to tackle court backlog - in @thetimes.com www.thetimes.com/uk/law/artic...
Jury trials to be scrapped in most cases to tackle court backlog
David Lammy, the justice secretary, is proposing that judges hear cases alone for crimes that could result in a sentence of up to five years
www.thetimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
shu takumi: i created "ace attorney", a world in which defendants are denied a trial by jury due to a high backlog of cases, as a satire on the judicial system
the UK government: we decided to follow the guidance outlined in shu takumi's "ace attorney" and will be denying defendants a trial by jury
the UK government: we decided to follow the guidance outlined in shu takumi's "ace attorney" and will be denying defendants a trial by jury
can the ai bubble just pop already so by the time i graduate i might have a chance at getting a job
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
can the ai bubble just pop already so by the time i graduate i might have a chance at getting a job
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This reminded me of this classic post except that everything has gotten far far dumber and more made up
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This reminded me of this classic post except that everything has gotten far far dumber and more made up
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I’m so tired of ace attorney defendants. “nooooo I can’t tell you what happened the night of the murder it’s embarrassinggggg” sir you are facing 20 to life in prison
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m so tired of ace attorney defendants. “nooooo I can’t tell you what happened the night of the murder it’s embarrassinggggg” sir you are facing 20 to life in prison
so let me get this straight: america condones non-citizens receiving food at the cost of citizen taxpayers?
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
so let me get this straight: america condones non-citizens receiving food at the cost of citizen taxpayers?
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This is a really hard post for me to make, but I don't know what to do anymore. If ya'll could take a moment to read this and spread the word it would be apperciated.
(Links mentioned will be down below)
(Links mentioned will be down below)
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This is a really hard post for me to make, but I don't know what to do anymore. If ya'll could take a moment to read this and spread the word it would be apperciated.
(Links mentioned will be down below)
(Links mentioned will be down below)
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/
BREAKING: Campaigning On Policies That Help The Most People Popular With Most People
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
BREAKING: Campaigning On Policies That Help The Most People Popular With Most People
chat. i think it might be cuomover.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
chat. i think it might be cuomover.
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the "we can't tax rich people, they'll move away!" argument was never a good one, but it ESPECIALLY doesn't work when said rich people live in huge cities full of entertainment and quality of life. they don't want to move away because that's where all of the stuff is. it's really that simple.
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the "we can't tax rich people, they'll move away!" argument was never a good one, but it ESPECIALLY doesn't work when said rich people live in huge cities full of entertainment and quality of life. they don't want to move away because that's where all of the stuff is. it's really that simple.
i think it would be helpful for voters to know not only how much funding a candidate's campaign received and its primary sources, but also how much funding was poured specifically into ads and propaganda /against/ them and /their/ sources. idk if this is a thing outlets consistently report
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
i think it would be helpful for voters to know not only how much funding a candidate's campaign received and its primary sources, but also how much funding was poured specifically into ads and propaganda /against/ them and /their/ sources. idk if this is a thing outlets consistently report
i know many people who would do just about anything to have an aloof wife who's steering them from behind the scenes
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
i know many people who would do just about anything to have an aloof wife who's steering them from behind the scenes
this post is killing me because none of it had to happen. like possibly the easiest thing in the world to do is to NOT go into a coffee shop and spend your money and sit around seething about the people serving you. like you're only angry because you went out of your way to be.
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
this post is killing me because none of it had to happen. like possibly the easiest thing in the world to do is to NOT go into a coffee shop and spend your money and sit around seething about the people serving you. like you're only angry because you went out of your way to be.
i love when people remember that the meat we eat has to have come from somewhere lmao
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i love when people remember that the meat we eat has to have come from somewhere lmao
[whispering into the GOP's ear] air travel is woke. didn't you hear about all of the DEI pilots? shut it down. i promise nobody will get mad at you for it. especially not right before the holidays.
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
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November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
[whispering into the GOP's ear] air travel is woke. didn't you hear about all of the DEI pilots? shut it down. i promise nobody will get mad at you for it. especially not right before the holidays.
"that's why the increase in the cost of groceries tracks exactly with the increase in the number of people on food stamps" you cannot be serious right now. i refuse to believe a human being wrote that sentence and hit publish without realizing how stupid it makes him look.
"We would have cheaper groceries if we let 40 million people including children starve" is a hell of take.
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"that's why the increase in the cost of groceries tracks exactly with the increase in the number of people on food stamps" you cannot be serious right now. i refuse to believe a human being wrote that sentence and hit publish without realizing how stupid it makes him look.
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finally, alibis for cheap! your honor, i was on vacation in italy at the time of the crime.
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
techcrunch.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
finally, alibis for cheap! your honor, i was on vacation in italy at the time of the crime.
not my most important one but: if you want to eat meat, you should be required to butcher at least one animal in your life. i say this as someone who eats meat.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
not my most important one but: if you want to eat meat, you should be required to butcher at least one animal in your life. i say this as someone who eats meat.
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an unendurable length of time
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
an unendurable length of time
i guess crypto really did create a more equal market in that it's easier than ever to pull off a market manipulation scheme.
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i guess crypto really did create a more equal market in that it's easier than ever to pull off a market manipulation scheme.
send completely trustworthy tech company your drivers license so you can sext robot that eats your data. Awesome. i love where we're at as a society.
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
send completely trustworthy tech company your drivers license so you can sext robot that eats your data. Awesome. i love where we're at as a society.
annoying phenomenon i've noticed on bluesky
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
annoying phenomenon i've noticed on bluesky