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@abug.bsky.social
Yaps about whatever is on the mind
Interested in continued survival
Blocks AI gen. and crypto on sight
Reposts a LOT of shit
Interested in continued survival
Blocks AI gen. and crypto on sight
Reposts a LOT of shit
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votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 AM
votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
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typical henchwoman rival. trained for every possibility in a fight and accepted the possibility of putting her life on the line but was unprepared for the kind hearted heroine's constant disarming praise of her skill
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
typical henchwoman rival. trained for every possibility in a fight and accepted the possibility of putting her life on the line but was unprepared for the kind hearted heroine's constant disarming praise of her skill
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.
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Oh to be this cute
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh to be this cute
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i am very normal and ok about #ofthedevil
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i am very normal and ok about #ofthedevil
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Freelancer (2003)
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Freelancer (2003)
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yeah that was me
POV im asking if you read WARHOUND at the bar
POV im asking if you read WARHOUND at the bar
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
yeah that was me
POV im asking if you read WARHOUND at the bar
POV im asking if you read WARHOUND at the bar
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More sketches from the reject pile: SPACE SNAAAAAKES. this one was very nearly chosen. Goodbye my beautiful boy, you would have been spectacular 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
More sketches from the reject pile: SPACE SNAAAAAKES. this one was very nearly chosen. Goodbye my beautiful boy, you would have been spectacular 🥲
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unprecedented levels of no work are going to be done today
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
unprecedented levels of no work are going to be done today
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random Brazilian TV presenter whose entire life became a running joke for not causing 9/11
![Association with the September 11 attacks
According to Contigo magazine , Celso Portiolli became famous on the internet in 2019 when a Portuguese user created the Facebook page " Celso Portiolli had nothing to do with 9/11 ", a reference to the terrorist attack against the United States coordinated by Al-Qaeda on September 11, 2001. The humor of the meme lies in relating a well-known figure to an event far removed from their reality. Various montages were spread, relating or not relating the presenter to the event. [ 33 ] [ 34 ]
Portiolli said in an interview for the Flow Podcast that he initially disliked the joke and was afraid of being stopped at airports, but eventually accepted it and even started taking photos near buildings when he goes to New York](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreifa7bhgpfkfqkliegsej3646wlpybabzro5ucenligvbkrutncuvy@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
random Brazilian TV presenter whose entire life became a running joke for not causing 9/11
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“We had to move in early because the toilet had exploded at our prior residence. My father fell into a state of deep depression after that. He had painted our home the wrong shade of green.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
“We had to move in early because the toilet had exploded at our prior residence. My father fell into a state of deep depression after that. He had painted our home the wrong shade of green.”
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I’m being hunted by phantoms. They’re very close. But I think I’ve worked out a plan to escape them. I’ll simply use my magic ring, which sends me into the phantom dimension, where phantoms are from, and where I’ll only be visible by people who have phantom vision, such as phantoms
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m being hunted by phantoms. They’re very close. But I think I’ve worked out a plan to escape them. I’ll simply use my magic ring, which sends me into the phantom dimension, where phantoms are from, and where I’ll only be visible by people who have phantom vision, such as phantoms
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My strangest childhood belief was that the number of testicles you had was the number of children you were destined to father. I don’t recall if this belief ever intersected with the knowledge my grandpa had seven kids.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My strangest childhood belief was that the number of testicles you had was the number of children you were destined to father. I don’t recall if this belief ever intersected with the knowledge my grandpa had seven kids.
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when i get out of work but remember i still have the 40 minute drive home
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
when i get out of work but remember i still have the 40 minute drive home
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/