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LAST CALL to enter to win the TARKIR PRECON DECKS!
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April 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Hi, I’d like to install a whiteboard in the office for… um, reasons.”
April 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Trans people represent something like 1% of the military. It’s possible most military will never serve with a trans person, or know it if they had. But somehow this benefits ‘lethality and cohesion.’ Give me a fucking break.
Pentagon directs removal of trans service members from military
Service members and recruits who are diagnosed with or treated for gender dysphoria are to be separated from the U.S. military in accordance with an executive order issued a month ago by President Tru...
www.npr.org
February 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Call of the Mountain is one of the coolest things I’ve played in a while
December 29, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Went with the wife to the theater tonight to see Nosferatu, well it turns out that’s playing tomorrow and tonight was the Bob Dylan movie. Might have left if it weren’t for the large popcorn and large Diet Coke 😂
December 27, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Don’t forget to hydrate.
December 11, 2024 at 2:05 AM
What did ya’ll do over the weekend? Took the family to the Jimmy museum Thursday and on Friday we went to Fujikyu 💜
December 1, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Officially deactivated twitter, RIP. In other news, I have exactly 436 days before I retire. 🎉
December 1, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Oh, we’re at 560 now 🏃
Today I hit 899 days left before retiring from the Army LFG
October 18, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Hey there little buddy
October 18, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Hi, here's some quesadillas
December 12, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Good morning, y'all
November 20, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Today I hit 899 days left before retiring from the Army LFG
November 15, 2023 at 1:53 AM
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Just absolutely fucking unhinged
November 12, 2023 at 1:41 AM
A person introducing themselves to coordinate portions of a ceremony:

"HI, nice to meet you, I'm xxxx. I...

(Waves hands)

(Stammers)

...help."
November 9, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Shout out to the houses with adult treats this Halloween
November 1, 2023 at 1:00 AM
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As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety
October 31, 2023 at 4:04 PM
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October 29, 2023 at 8:10 PM
LFG
October 29, 2023 at 2:57 AM
First Pliny ever. Seriously worth the reputation.
October 20, 2023 at 4:06 AM
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"You boy, what day is this??"
October 13, 2023 at 7:04 AM
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I love this Radiohead song
October 11, 2023 at 8:01 PM
All assignments and disccussion posts completed, I will soon be a recipient of a bachelor's degree

Hell yeah 🍻🥳
October 10, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Renfield was awesome

Ska's not dead... fuck.
October 10, 2023 at 4:33 AM