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Domestic Goose Chase
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Democratically-elected thot leader.

The Sun will rise again some day (by which I mean the wnba team)
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Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
abry0.bsky.social
If you think about it, A Christmas Carol is literally the nightmare before Christmas.
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
abry0.bsky.social
Unfortunately my subconscious pitched me a Goofus-and-Gallant style cartoon called “GradWife and TradWife” last night
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social
The Grandeur That Was Rome
Panel 1: I was sobbing at the ruins of the Roman Forum. This has been happening to me more and more often: I see something ancient, I start boohooing. Panel 2: My poor 84-yr-old dad didn't know quite what to do with me. Panel 3: It was the bricks that did it. Somoene had to make them one by one in the hot sun and go home anbd argue with their parents or have sex with their wife or boyfriend or whatever it was that seemed so important and when they died they left a hole the size of the world in the world Panel 4: And the bricks were still there. Which meant the hole was still there. Sometimes I have a problem with time. Panel 1: me and my dad on a stone bench. me: Sorry. I guess I've always been like this? remember how weird I was when I was little? dad: I remember you having a temper when you were little. me: ...I used to tear books apart. dad: You had a temper about things you didn't umderstand. Panel 2: dad: But you know what do remember from when you were a little girl? Do you remember the time we were on that airplane-- Panel 3: me: Oh god I remember that. I mean I actually remember it, from my point of view, not just from being told the story. dad: We were landing and they said over the loudspeaker that you could ask the pilot if you had any questions -- and you said, can I ask them -- me: "HOW DID THE UNIVERSE BEGIN?" dad: "How did the Universe begin." Panel 1: from behind, silhouettes, looking out at tourists milling in front of the Colosseum: me: I definitely remember I was trying to be cute. Like, it was a bit. dad: But you did think about that kind of thing all the time. me: Yeah, I actually really did want to know how the Universe began. -end for now-
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
abry0.bsky.social
Comedy wildlife photo nominees just dropped
One jaguar roars in the ear of a second, uninterested jaguar Pretty much the same thing but with people
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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real-point-god.bsky.social
Blessed are you when people hate you and exclude you from their #WNBA All-Rookie ballots on account of you being on the roster of the Connecticut Sun.

Rejoice on that day and leap for joy, for surely your reward is great in heaven.

-Reassurance for Leila Lacan and Saniya Rivers in Luke 6:22-23
An image with a black background featuring "2025 WNBA ALL-ROOKIE TEAM" in large white letters at the top. Below this title are five vertical panels, each containing a photograph of a WNBA player and their name and team logo below. From left to right, the players are: Paige Bueckers (wearing number 5, with the Dallas Wings logo), Sonia Citron (wearing number 22, with a red uniform of the Washington Mystics), Kiki Iriafen (wearing a white Mystics uniform and number 44), Dominique Malonga (wearing number 14, a black and green Seattle Storm), and Janelle Salaün (wearing a black uniform with the purple Golden State Valkyries logo).
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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kyracloudy.bsky.social
The T-rex is just me
qwantz.com Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · Sep 19
"what you say with irony i say with sincerity" is a paraphrase of captain picard talking to q. but you are always allowed to paraphrase captain picard talking to q; it's always morally correct

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T-Rex: Time for me to spend some time doing my favourite hobby: learning... Off panel: Nice! T-Rex: ...about PLANE CRASHES! You didn't let me finish, Dromiceiomimus! Dromiceiomimus: You uh - you ENJOY learning about people dying, T-Rex? T-Rex: They don't ALWAYS die! Besides, what I'm really learning about is SAFETY and TECHNOLOGY. Every time a plane crashes we discover what went wrong and then change technology, training, AND/OR systems so that can't happen again! Utahraptor: I guess that could be reassuring! T-Rex: It IS!! T-Rex: The first crashes were all "Oh the wings SHOULD stay on, whoopsie, our bad" but today a whole SET of things all have to go wrong, IN PARALLEL, AND in some novel unforeseen way, for a crash to happen. Utahraptor: But - they still happen, dude. T-Rex: AND WE FIX 'EM!! T-Rex: We decided "no plane should ever crash again", and we've trying our level best to make that happen ever since, and that is BEAUTIFUL. Off panel: I'll think of that if I'm ever on a crashing plane. T-Rex: ME TOO!! What you say with irony I say with sincerity!
September 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
abry0.bsky.social
A match made in heaven
September 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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It’s not a Sun home game without encountering This Guy
August 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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stevejones20.bsky.social
What a block from Saniya Rivers.
August 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
abry0.bsky.social
“I’m a nepo baby.”

“What?”

“I’m a privileged child.”

- the 8 year old behind us at the Sun game
August 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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hannahposts.bsky.social
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
Appraiser touching a coat. Caption: coat that if touched loses all value $0-$0 Model plane. Caption: plane from when people were smaller $22,000-$30,000 (in big people money) A mirror in which you can see the photographer. Caption: photographer trapped in mirror. $5,000-$6,000 Appraiser and man both laughing, looking at some weird bowls. Caption: bowls that make you laugh $350-$500
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
abry0.bsky.social
Wait, a win? (Sun vs Liberty, August 2025, photographic print on iPhone) #WNBA
The sun peeks over the horizon, giving CT fans hope for a brighter future
August 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
July 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
abry0.bsky.social
Spent an hour today talking about risk and loss (sounds poetic, was actually about Bayesian statistics)
July 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
abry0.bsky.social
Oh my god, interdependence rules. Just made a new friend by bumming a ride home!
July 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
abry0.bsky.social
Me drafting NaLyssa to my fantasy team in April
emilyadler.bsky.social "Weird Al"-Farouq Aminu @emilyadler.bsky.social · Jun 30
acquiring NaLyssa Smith
the arrested development meme about opening up a relationship
June 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
abry0.bsky.social
Aneesah Morrow & A’ja Wilson scored 50%+ of my WNBA fantasy team’s points this week 🏀 thank god because I kid you not 5/9 of my team is now injured, playing abroad, or unexpectedly waived!
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
abry0.bsky.social
You know how some celebs are unbelievable in period pieces because their face “looks like it knows what a phone is?” This guy is the opposite of that
June 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
abry0.bsky.social
I guess you miss 100% of the calls you don’t argue with the ref about
June 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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eve6.bsky.social
The red hot chili peppers should change it up and start writing all their songs about rhode island
March 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
abry0.bsky.social
Me after reaching the edge of lunacy every time the (HOME!) Sun crowd cheered the Wings tonight
a woman in a red and white shirt says she needs to calm down .
ALT: a woman in a red and white shirt says she needs to calm down .
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June 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
abry0.bsky.social
ME: I hope she plays Hot To Go!
HUSBAND: This is the Wings-Sun WNBA game.
KARMA THE CHAPPELL ROAN COVER BAND: H-O-T-T-O-G-O
June 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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The Last of Us (Series, 2023 - )
After a global pandemic destroys Dan Flashes, a hardened survivor (Pedro Pascal) takes charge of a stash of very complicated menswear
April 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
abry0.bsky.social
May I offer you an egg in these trying times (the price of eggs is up 60% from last year)
April 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM