Brazen Burrito
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My father in law gave us a Christmas tree. I do not want a Christmas tree. We do not have space for the Christmas tree. My husband put up the Christmas tree.
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My father in law gave us a Christmas tree. I do not want a Christmas tree. We do not have space for the Christmas tree. My husband put up the Christmas tree.
If I had a nickel for every time my husband parked my car somewhere it shouldn't be parked and it got towed, I'd have two nickels
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If I had a nickel for every time my husband parked my car somewhere it shouldn't be parked and it got towed, I'd have two nickels
There is no actual good place to send this opinion into the universe but I just gotta say it: the reformatting of Literotica is bad!!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There is no actual good place to send this opinion into the universe but I just gotta say it: the reformatting of Literotica is bad!!!
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Drove halfway across the state and back for this beautiful portrait. I started crying when it was finished. Worth every mile.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Drove halfway across the state and back for this beautiful portrait. I started crying when it was finished. Worth every mile.
At dinner with my husband and his parents, and my FiL just coughed a piece of spit-covered food onto my drinking glass and completely ignored it 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
At dinner with my husband and his parents, and my FiL just coughed a piece of spit-covered food onto my drinking glass and completely ignored it 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I fucked up mixing social media with personal relationships because now I cannot simply bitch and moan and wallow in misery without upsetting someone
Maybe I should titrate the SSRI back up
Maybe I should titrate the SSRI back up
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I fucked up mixing social media with personal relationships because now I cannot simply bitch and moan and wallow in misery without upsetting someone
Maybe I should titrate the SSRI back up
Maybe I should titrate the SSRI back up
Envious of people who have a genuinely good relationship with their in laws
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Envious of people who have a genuinely good relationship with their in laws
Okay the older I get the more I kind of understand why my mom was seemingly so angry and jumping to conclusions and making everything way more serious than it needed to be when I was a kid
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Okay the older I get the more I kind of understand why my mom was seemingly so angry and jumping to conclusions and making everything way more serious than it needed to be when I was a kid
It should be illegal to have to leave this to go to work
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It should be illegal to have to leave this to go to work
One week ago. Unfuckingreal.
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One week ago. Unfuckingreal.
Another high point was the boyfriend I had from 17-20 telling me a few years later that I was the best he ever had. Damn right 😎
This is an unhinged post,
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Another high point was the boyfriend I had from 17-20 telling me a few years later that I was the best he ever had. Damn right 😎
This is an unhinged post,
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is an unhinged post,
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
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BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥
BREAKING: We won!
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥
I learned this week that buying the house you rent is a good way to get your whole security deposit back
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I learned this week that buying the house you rent is a good way to get your whole security deposit back
🎶 THAT BOY IS CORRUPT/COULD YOU RAISE HIM TO LOVE ME MAYBE 🎶
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
🎶 THAT BOY IS CORRUPT/COULD YOU RAISE HIM TO LOVE ME MAYBE 🎶
When my brother was 18 he was drinking everclear with Ritalin dissolved in it and got expelled from high school for having weed in his car
Now he owns a house in the burbs with his girlfriend and he told me he does a Sam's Club run every Monday morning
Now he owns a house in the burbs with his girlfriend and he told me he does a Sam's Club run every Monday morning
a man in a suit and tie is blowing bubbles out of his nose while another man stands behind him
Alt: A clip from the Talking Heads music video for "once in a lifetime" in which David Byrne dances on his knees in front of several other David Byrnes dancing on their knees
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October 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When my brother was 18 he was drinking everclear with Ritalin dissolved in it and got expelled from high school for having weed in his car
Now he owns a house in the burbs with his girlfriend and he told me he does a Sam's Club run every Monday morning
Now he owns a house in the burbs with his girlfriend and he told me he does a Sam's Club run every Monday morning
Tickets for Mike's spooky Halloween show at the Bottlerocket are on sale!!
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SCREAM-O-PHONIC SYMPHONY
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October 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Tickets for Mike's spooky Halloween show at the Bottlerocket are on sale!!
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My beautiful licky girlies
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My beautiful licky girlies
Reconnected with friends of my ex this summer after 5 years bc we live in the same neighborhood. They came to my party and said it was the best party food they'd ever had
October 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reconnected with friends of my ex this summer after 5 years bc we live in the same neighborhood. They came to my party and said it was the best party food they'd ever had
I'd like to believe that Zoey sent the girls to us. She knew what we needed after she was gone. This is a very serious caption for the worlds
October 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'd like to believe that Zoey sent the girls to us. She knew what we needed after she was gone. This is a very serious caption for the worlds
Can you even believe them
October 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Can you even believe them
I'm still not actually 30 yet but my 30th bday party ruled and the temporary tattoos were a hit!!
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I'm still not actually 30 yet but my 30th bday party ruled and the temporary tattoos were a hit!!