Brazen Burrito
@abrazenburrito.bsky.social
pure of heart and dumb of ass • point me to the good shitposts • she/her
Finley the trans icon*
*My mom thought he was a girl until the vet confirmed otherwise
*My mom thought he was a girl until the vet confirmed otherwise
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Finley the trans icon*
*My mom thought he was a girl until the vet confirmed otherwise
*My mom thought he was a girl until the vet confirmed otherwise
Drove halfway across the state and back for this beautiful portrait. I started crying when it was finished. Worth every mile.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Drove halfway across the state and back for this beautiful portrait. I started crying when it was finished. Worth every mile.
It should be illegal to have to leave this to go to work
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It should be illegal to have to leave this to go to work
One week ago. Unfuckingreal.
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One week ago. Unfuckingreal.
🎶 THAT BOY IS CORRUPT/COULD YOU RAISE HIM TO LOVE ME MAYBE 🎶
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
🎶 THAT BOY IS CORRUPT/COULD YOU RAISE HIM TO LOVE ME MAYBE 🎶
My beautiful licky girlies
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My beautiful licky girlies
Reconnected with friends of my ex this summer after 5 years bc we live in the same neighborhood. They came to my party and said it was the best party food they'd ever had
October 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reconnected with friends of my ex this summer after 5 years bc we live in the same neighborhood. They came to my party and said it was the best party food they'd ever had
I'd like to believe that Zoey sent the girls to us. She knew what we needed after she was gone. This is a very serious caption for the worlds
October 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'd like to believe that Zoey sent the girls to us. She knew what we needed after she was gone. This is a very serious caption for the worlds
Can you even believe them
October 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Can you even believe them
I'm still not actually 30 yet but my 30th bday party ruled and the temporary tattoos were a hit!!
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I'm still not actually 30 yet but my 30th bday party ruled and the temporary tattoos were a hit!!
Had my 30th bday party last night and the things I am most proud of are the cookie table and the temporary tattoos
October 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Had my 30th bday party last night and the things I am most proud of are the cookie table and the temporary tattoos
This is an encapsulation of both of their personalities
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is an encapsulation of both of their personalities
Get a load of this
October 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Get a load of this
Tellin her all about her sister 🥹
September 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Tellin her all about her sister 🥹
are you kidding me rn
September 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
are you kidding me rn
You cannot convince me these critters are real
September 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You cannot convince me these critters are real
I can't believe it either
September 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I can't believe it either
Meet Violet and Petunia 💗
September 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Meet Violet and Petunia 💗
I miss her so much it hurts
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I miss her so much it hurts
I realized I have old Twitter mutuals on here....anyone who's ever known any part of me knows how my cat Zoey is the light of my life.
Yesterday Zoey was given a terminal diagnosis. She has maybe a few weeks left. Mike and I are shattered. Our whole world is ending.
Yesterday Zoey was given a terminal diagnosis. She has maybe a few weeks left. Mike and I are shattered. Our whole world is ending.
July 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I realized I have old Twitter mutuals on here....anyone who's ever known any part of me knows how my cat Zoey is the light of my life.
Yesterday Zoey was given a terminal diagnosis. She has maybe a few weeks left. Mike and I are shattered. Our whole world is ending.
Yesterday Zoey was given a terminal diagnosis. She has maybe a few weeks left. Mike and I are shattered. Our whole world is ending.
Not to be dramatic but the entirety of my mental health rests on these crab pants
April 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Not to be dramatic but the entirety of my mental health rests on these crab pants