Brazen Burrito
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pure of heart and dumb of ass • point me to the good shitposts • she/her
Manifesting peace for my nemesis this year in the form of departure from this cruel mortal coil
a cartoon of a boy sitting in a lotus position in front of a bed
ALT: a cartoon of a boy sitting in a lotus position in front of a bed
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Manifesting peace for my nemesis this year in the form of departure from this cruel mortal coil
Tuna has had an unfortunate, embarrassing, and stinky situation involving her pantaloons. I think she may have even formed her first ever thought about it. Please keep your thoughts with our household at this time.
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Tuna has had an unfortunate, embarrassing, and stinky situation involving her pantaloons. I think she may have even formed her first ever thought about it. Please keep your thoughts with our household at this time.
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Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
2025 for me was marked by Zoey's terminal diagnosis and watching her die in front of me after six weeks of round the clock care and boomers insisting to me that she wasn't actually dying. It hardened a corner of my heart that I do not plan on softening for anyone or anything, ever.
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
2025 for me was marked by Zoey's terminal diagnosis and watching her die in front of me after six weeks of round the clock care and boomers insisting to me that she wasn't actually dying. It hardened a corner of my heart that I do not plan on softening for anyone or anything, ever.
Finley the trans icon*
*My mom thought he was a girl until the vet confirmed otherwise
*My mom thought he was a girl until the vet confirmed otherwise
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Finley the trans icon*
*My mom thought he was a girl until the vet confirmed otherwise
*My mom thought he was a girl until the vet confirmed otherwise
Mr. Bean is a caricature of ADHD in adults in which he greatly struggles with multitasking and believes that things just happen *to* him and rarely understands that his carelessness directly causes 95% of the issues, in this essay I will
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Mr. Bean is a caricature of ADHD in adults in which he greatly struggles with multitasking and believes that things just happen *to* him and rarely understands that his carelessness directly causes 95% of the issues, in this essay I will
I bring a sort of "I wish you'd spell my name right and give gifts that aren't already half used" vibe to Christmas that my in laws don't really like
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I bring a sort of "I wish you'd spell my name right and give gifts that aren't already half used" vibe to Christmas that my in laws don't really like
Husband just discovered his beef Wellington recipe that he hasn't started yet and is to be served at 2:00 takes 4 hours. Merry Christmas 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Husband just discovered his beef Wellington recipe that he hasn't started yet and is to be served at 2:00 takes 4 hours. Merry Christmas 🎄
My father in law gave us a Christmas tree. I do not want a Christmas tree. We do not have space for the Christmas tree. My husband put up the Christmas tree.
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My father in law gave us a Christmas tree. I do not want a Christmas tree. We do not have space for the Christmas tree. My husband put up the Christmas tree.
If I had a nickel for every time my husband parked my car somewhere it shouldn't be parked and it got towed, I'd have two nickels
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If I had a nickel for every time my husband parked my car somewhere it shouldn't be parked and it got towed, I'd have two nickels
There is no actual good place to send this opinion into the universe but I just gotta say it: the reformatting of Literotica is bad!!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There is no actual good place to send this opinion into the universe but I just gotta say it: the reformatting of Literotica is bad!!!
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Drove halfway across the state and back for this beautiful portrait. I started crying when it was finished. Worth every mile.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Drove halfway across the state and back for this beautiful portrait. I started crying when it was finished. Worth every mile.
At dinner with my husband and his parents, and my FiL just coughed a piece of spit-covered food onto my drinking glass and completely ignored it 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
At dinner with my husband and his parents, and my FiL just coughed a piece of spit-covered food onto my drinking glass and completely ignored it 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I fucked up mixing social media with personal relationships because now I cannot simply bitch and moan and wallow in misery without upsetting someone
Maybe I should titrate the SSRI back up
Maybe I should titrate the SSRI back up
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I fucked up mixing social media with personal relationships because now I cannot simply bitch and moan and wallow in misery without upsetting someone
Maybe I should titrate the SSRI back up
Maybe I should titrate the SSRI back up
Envious of people who have a genuinely good relationship with their in laws
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Envious of people who have a genuinely good relationship with their in laws
Okay the older I get the more I kind of understand why my mom was seemingly so angry and jumping to conclusions and making everything way more serious than it needed to be when I was a kid
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Okay the older I get the more I kind of understand why my mom was seemingly so angry and jumping to conclusions and making everything way more serious than it needed to be when I was a kid
It should be illegal to have to leave this to go to work
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It should be illegal to have to leave this to go to work
One week ago. Unfuckingreal.
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One week ago. Unfuckingreal.
Another high point was the boyfriend I had from 17-20 telling me a few years later that I was the best he ever had. Damn right 😎
This is an unhinged post,
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Another high point was the boyfriend I had from 17-20 telling me a few years later that I was the best he ever had. Damn right 😎
This is an unhinged post,
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is an unhinged post,
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
Sometimes when I need an extra hit of dopamine I think about how the messy situationship guy I was spending time with before I met my husband told me I had the most ample bosom of anyone he'd ever hooked up with. Not with that exact verbiage.
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BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥
BREAKING: We won!
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥
I learned this week that buying the house you rent is a good way to get your whole security deposit back
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I learned this week that buying the house you rent is a good way to get your whole security deposit back
🎶 THAT BOY IS CORRUPT/COULD YOU RAISE HIM TO LOVE ME MAYBE 🎶
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
🎶 THAT BOY IS CORRUPT/COULD YOU RAISE HIM TO LOVE ME MAYBE 🎶
