Owl
@abowlofapples.bsky.social
BlueSky Account for AO3 Author Owlman_Jack. Do NOT make me regret doing this. This is the ONLY social, so anyone anything else is a fake.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Owlman_Jack
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Owlman_Jack
BRAIN SPEW
"Ava. Silva," Beatrice said flatly, "the Ava Silva who, at a party, built a bong out of a pumpkin and a piece of heating duct. The Ava Silva who lights golf balls on fire 'for science'. The Ava Silva who wants to open, and I quote, 'a combination grilled cheese and dick waffle truck'.
"Ava. Silva," Beatrice said flatly, "the Ava Silva who, at a party, built a bong out of a pumpkin and a piece of heating duct. The Ava Silva who lights golf balls on fire 'for science'. The Ava Silva who wants to open, and I quote, 'a combination grilled cheese and dick waffle truck'.
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
BRAIN SPEW
"Ava. Silva," Beatrice said flatly, "the Ava Silva who, at a party, built a bong out of a pumpkin and a piece of heating duct. The Ava Silva who lights golf balls on fire 'for science'. The Ava Silva who wants to open, and I quote, 'a combination grilled cheese and dick waffle truck'.
"Ava. Silva," Beatrice said flatly, "the Ava Silva who, at a party, built a bong out of a pumpkin and a piece of heating duct. The Ava Silva who lights golf balls on fire 'for science'. The Ava Silva who wants to open, and I quote, 'a combination grilled cheese and dick waffle truck'.
The Danger Mouse Cameo is a nice touch.
I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Danger Mouse Cameo is a nice touch.
I don't even drink coffee and I want to buy a bag of this just for the name alone.
www.roosroast.com/collections/...
www.roosroast.com/collections/...
Lobster Butter Love
Does it have lobster in it? No! Is it delicious? Yes!
Lobster Butter Love is ground zero for any coffee connoisseur. Morning can’t any come any sooner because the aroma, smoothness and rich full body
www.roosroast.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don't even drink coffee and I want to buy a bag of this just for the name alone.
www.roosroast.com/collections/...
www.roosroast.com/collections/...
I believe in the sharing of knowledge.
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I believe in the sharing of knowledge.
Courtesy of last Night's Daily Show "Dancing like a leprechaun jerking off elephants".
Posting it here to use later because that's just too good.
Posting it here to use later because that's just too good.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Courtesy of last Night's Daily Show "Dancing like a leprechaun jerking off elephants".
Posting it here to use later because that's just too good.
Posting it here to use later because that's just too good.
Reposted by Owl
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ME: Hello? Anyone? The pilot and copilot are dead!
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
RADIO: You've reached Air Traffic Control. All of our controllers are working with other pilots at this time. Please hold for the next available controller.
🎵 🎵 🎵
ME: ...
RADIO: Did you know? Our mobile app is just PLAIN easy to use-
ME: Heh
After ten years (jeez), Siblings Spiders and Squirrels, Oh My! Chapter 11 is now up.
archiveofourown.org/works/527027...
archiveofourown.org/works/527027...
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Archive of Our Own
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November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
After ten years (jeez), Siblings Spiders and Squirrels, Oh My! Chapter 11 is now up.
archiveofourown.org/works/527027...
archiveofourown.org/works/527027...
Should I change my AO3 username to match my Bluesky username?
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Should I change my AO3 username to match my Bluesky username?
I don't know about scary, but certainly . . . uncomfortable.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I don't know about scary, but certainly . . . uncomfortable.
Reposted by Owl
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
This is totally an alien Ava thing to do; travel to another planet just to find some people and mess with them. Kinda want to write a fic in that regard.
Just can't figure out the Avatrice aspect, but maybe that's a good thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTN...
Just can't figure out the Avatrice aspect, but maybe that's a good thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTN...
PREDATOR Trailer (1987) - But it's a comedy
YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is totally an alien Ava thing to do; travel to another planet just to find some people and mess with them. Kinda want to write a fic in that regard.
Just can't figure out the Avatrice aspect, but maybe that's a good thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTN...
Just can't figure out the Avatrice aspect, but maybe that's a good thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTN...
I feel like Rich!Ava in an AU would have a guest bathroom decorated just like this. Just to troll people.
Like those who know her would just roll their eyes and do what they came in to do, but anyone else is gonna get freaked out. Maybe she uses it as a test of character.
Like those who know her would just roll their eyes and do what they came in to do, but anyone else is gonna get freaked out. Maybe she uses it as a test of character.
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I feel like Rich!Ava in an AU would have a guest bathroom decorated just like this. Just to troll people.
Like those who know her would just roll their eyes and do what they came in to do, but anyone else is gonna get freaked out. Maybe she uses it as a test of character.
Like those who know her would just roll their eyes and do what they came in to do, but anyone else is gonna get freaked out. Maybe she uses it as a test of character.
Reposted by Owl
Ah, it's that time again...
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ah, it's that time again...
Reposted by Owl
Cartoon: I am the traffic on the 400 series. I am the mozarella on your discount poutine. I AM SNARKING CANUCK!
Inspired by my friend, Brent Smith. I cannot believe I never thought to draw a Canada Goose cousin to Darkwing Duck before now :) Thanks Brent!
Inspired by my friend, Brent Smith. I cannot believe I never thought to draw a Canada Goose cousin to Darkwing Duck before now :) Thanks Brent!
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Cartoon: I am the traffic on the 400 series. I am the mozarella on your discount poutine. I AM SNARKING CANUCK!
Inspired by my friend, Brent Smith. I cannot believe I never thought to draw a Canada Goose cousin to Darkwing Duck before now :) Thanks Brent!
Inspired by my friend, Brent Smith. I cannot believe I never thought to draw a Canada Goose cousin to Darkwing Duck before now :) Thanks Brent!
"I'm not supposed to be here. But I am. I don't know if I'm supposed to watch over them, or just haunt them. Either way, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't having fun.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"I'm not supposed to be here. But I am. I don't know if I'm supposed to watch over them, or just haunt them. Either way, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't having fun.
Cat's Cradle has a (Camila Induced) Meme War.
Surprisingly, this was Yasmine, not Ava, but Yasmine's contribution.
Yasmine wins.
Surprisingly, this was Yasmine, not Ava, but Yasmine's contribution.
Yasmine wins.
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Cat's Cradle has a (Camila Induced) Meme War.
Surprisingly, this was Yasmine, not Ava, but Yasmine's contribution.
Yasmine wins.
Surprisingly, this was Yasmine, not Ava, but Yasmine's contribution.
Yasmine wins.
Daughter Of The Storm And Sea Chapter 2 is now up.
Happy Halloween!
archiveofourown.org/works/726752...
Happy Halloween!
archiveofourown.org/works/726752...
Daughter Of The Storm And Sea - Chapter 2 - Owlman_Jack - Warrior Nun (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Daughter Of The Storm And Sea Chapter 2 is now up.
Happy Halloween!
archiveofourown.org/works/726752...
Happy Halloween!
archiveofourown.org/works/726752...
Memo to me: Priest Ava greeting her father with "Hello Father" and him doing it right back before both laugh uproariously.
Father Beatrice finds this both offends her sense of decorum, and makes her want to take Ava into the sacristy . . . and then take her.
Father Beatrice finds this both offends her sense of decorum, and makes her want to take Ava into the sacristy . . . and then take her.
October 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Memo to me: Priest Ava greeting her father with "Hello Father" and him doing it right back before both laugh uproariously.
Father Beatrice finds this both offends her sense of decorum, and makes her want to take Ava into the sacristy . . . and then take her.
Father Beatrice finds this both offends her sense of decorum, and makes her want to take Ava into the sacristy . . . and then take her.
Pick your dynamic. Who in WN is Officer Mitchell, who's the party spokesman, and who's playing the role of Peggy?
The cow is optional.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sooA...
The cow is optional.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sooA...
Jeff Foxworthy with Little Texas - Party All Night (Video)
YouTube video by Warner Music Nashville
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Pick your dynamic. Who in WN is Officer Mitchell, who's the party spokesman, and who's playing the role of Peggy?
The cow is optional.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sooA...
The cow is optional.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sooA...
In Warrior Nun Season 1, when Vincent is showing
Ava around Cat's Cradle, is the priest statue in the courtyard named because all I remember is Ava snarking about men.
Ava around Cat's Cradle, is the priest statue in the courtyard named because all I remember is Ava snarking about men.
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
In Warrior Nun Season 1, when Vincent is showing
Ava around Cat's Cradle, is the priest statue in the courtyard named because all I remember is Ava snarking about men.
Ava around Cat's Cradle, is the priest statue in the courtyard named because all I remember is Ava snarking about men.
Hm. Now that Alba has cranked out a kid, I guess I should crank out chapter 2 of this. It's like, half-finished at the moment.
archiveofourown.org/works/587599...
archiveofourown.org/works/587599...
Yet another AU with a Poetic Title - Chapter 1 - Owlman_Jack - Warrior Nun (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hm. Now that Alba has cranked out a kid, I guess I should crank out chapter 2 of this. It's like, half-finished at the moment.
archiveofourown.org/works/587599...
archiveofourown.org/works/587599...
Just had what is either a good idea or a bad idea.
Three Words: Halo Bearer Chanel.
Three Words: Halo Bearer Chanel.
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just had what is either a good idea or a bad idea.
Three Words: Halo Bearer Chanel.
Three Words: Halo Bearer Chanel.
I might have to up Daughter of The Storm and Sea to three chapters. I'm halfway through the second chapter and only halfway done with what I had planned.
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I might have to up Daughter of The Storm and Sea to three chapters. I'm halfway through the second chapter and only halfway done with what I had planned.