Owl
@abowlofapples.bsky.social
BlueSky Account for AO3 Author Owlman_Jack. Do NOT make me regret doing this. This is the ONLY social, so anyone anything else is a fake.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Owlman_Jack
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Owlman_Jack
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*uncontrollable weeping*
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
*uncontrollable weeping*
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*screams pitifully like Vader at the end of the prequels*
Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing
January 30, 2026 at 2:05 AM
*screams pitifully like Vader at the end of the prequels*
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> omg you guys. was in a meeting with the white witch today and she tried to cite the deep magic to me
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
January 23, 2026 at 1:22 AM
> omg you guys. was in a meeting with the white witch today and she tried to cite the deep magic to me
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
>wut
>I mean
>you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro
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YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 AM
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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There’s now a head canon where, after the robbery, a Reservoir Dogs scenario occurs with Nick as Mr. Orange and Clawhauser tied to a chair while Mr. Wolf dances around him with a straight razor.
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
There’s now a head canon where, after the robbery, a Reservoir Dogs scenario occurs with Nick as Mr. Orange and Clawhauser tied to a chair while Mr. Wolf dances around him with a straight razor.
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No no, I’m in now.
How do we harvest it? Are we selling it? Is there even a market for it?
Will the Tarasks mind? 🤔
How do we harvest it? Are we selling it? Is there even a market for it?
Will the Tarasks mind? 🤔
a cartoon of a cat sitting at a desk with a looney tunes logo on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a cat sitting at a desk with a looney tunes logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
No no, I’m in now.
How do we harvest it? Are we selling it? Is there even a market for it?
Will the Tarasks mind? 🤔
How do we harvest it? Are we selling it? Is there even a market for it?
Will the Tarasks mind? 🤔
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Cartoon: Everyone assumed he was the group's bard. "Play us a song!" they'd cry.
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Cartoon: Everyone assumed he was the group's bard. "Play us a song!" they'd cry.
BRAIN SPEW
"Damnit, Bea," Ava said, holding up her finger, "I'm a shitposter, not a genius."
"Hm," Lilith said, " and how many Master's Degrees did you have by age eighteen again?"
"Three . . ." the finger swung towards Lilth, "also not the point!"
#warriornun
"Damnit, Bea," Ava said, holding up her finger, "I'm a shitposter, not a genius."
"Hm," Lilith said, " and how many Master's Degrees did you have by age eighteen again?"
"Three . . ." the finger swung towards Lilth, "also not the point!"
#warriornun
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
BRAIN SPEW
"Damnit, Bea," Ava said, holding up her finger, "I'm a shitposter, not a genius."
"Hm," Lilith said, " and how many Master's Degrees did you have by age eighteen again?"
"Three . . ." the finger swung towards Lilth, "also not the point!"
#warriornun
"Damnit, Bea," Ava said, holding up her finger, "I'm a shitposter, not a genius."
"Hm," Lilith said, " and how many Master's Degrees did you have by age eighteen again?"
"Three . . ." the finger swung towards Lilth, "also not the point!"
#warriornun
Seen on reddit, noting it here to use in a fic.
"both of those kicks had email and in-app notifications, and bro still accept full delivery"
Link for context for the curious.
www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/...
"both of those kicks had email and in-app notifications, and bro still accept full delivery"
Link for context for the curious.
www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/...
From the fightporn community on Reddit: If ever a video needed sound it's this one!
Explore this post and more from the fightporn community
www.reddit.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Seen on reddit, noting it here to use in a fic.
"both of those kicks had email and in-app notifications, and bro still accept full delivery"
Link for context for the curious.
www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/...
"both of those kicks had email and in-app notifications, and bro still accept full delivery"
Link for context for the curious.
www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/...
Relevant to Crossed Paths, this lady breaks down how Corsucant works. Pretty interesting, and if you're into Star Wars, probably worth watching.
youtu.be/ndTtiggfVsA?...
youtu.be/ndTtiggfVsA?...
Can Planet Cities Really Exist? (Coruscant Explained)
YouTube video by DamiLee
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Relevant to Crossed Paths, this lady breaks down how Corsucant works. Pretty interesting, and if you're into Star Wars, probably worth watching.
youtu.be/ndTtiggfVsA?...
youtu.be/ndTtiggfVsA?...
Finally figured out why Frances hates Ava in Crossed Paths, and yes, like Frances herself, its judgemental, stupid, and petty.
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Finally figured out why Frances hates Ava in Crossed Paths, and yes, like Frances herself, its judgemental, stupid, and petty.
Oooh kay . . . just got a long wall o' text comment on Crossed Paths in what Google Translate says is Japanese . . . but also the translation is gibberish. I don't know if that's GT's issue or if the commenter was just keysmashing or something, but since they were commenting as a guest, I've
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Oooh kay . . . just got a long wall o' text comment on Crossed Paths in what Google Translate says is Japanese . . . but also the translation is gibberish. I don't know if that's GT's issue or if the commenter was just keysmashing or something, but since they were commenting as a guest, I've
Saturday Night vibe.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfru...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfru...
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Saturday Night vibe.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfru...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfru...
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Ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Fucking bot. Already reported as spam, no worries. But jeez.
Fucking bot. Already reported as spam, no worries. But jeez.
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Fucking bot. Already reported as spam, no worries. But jeez.
Fucking bot. Already reported as spam, no worries. But jeez.
Crossed Paths 16, containing what may very well be the most disgustingly cute thing I will ever write, is now up.
You can all be proud of that.
archiveofourown.org/works/592186...
You can all be proud of that.
archiveofourown.org/works/592186...
Crossed Paths - Chapter 15 - Owlman_Jack - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Crossed Paths 16, containing what may very well be the most disgustingly cute thing I will ever write, is now up.
You can all be proud of that.
archiveofourown.org/works/592186...
You can all be proud of that.
archiveofourown.org/works/592186...
And another fic is posted. Happy whatever Holidays you may be celebrating.
archiveofourown.org/works/76376311
archiveofourown.org/works/76376311
Upon Black Wings - Owlman_Jack - 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
And another fic is posted. Happy whatever Holidays you may be celebrating.
archiveofourown.org/works/76376311
archiveofourown.org/works/76376311
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The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't.
Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure
Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure
"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat."
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry
The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.
www.seattletimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't.
Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure
Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure
New Fic up. May revisit the idea of Naga Ava and Human Beatrice in a different setting at some point - Though technically Blue Halo uses that idea as well - but for now, there's this.
archiveofourown.org/works/76322756
archiveofourown.org/works/76322756
Nights in White Scales - Owlman_Jack - XCOM (Video Games) & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
New Fic up. May revisit the idea of Naga Ava and Human Beatrice in a different setting at some point - Though technically Blue Halo uses that idea as well - but for now, there's this.
archiveofourown.org/works/76322756
archiveofourown.org/works/76322756
YouTuber, Adam the Woo, Dead at 51
YouTube video by Entertainment Tonight
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
BRAIN SPEW
Sad man, blanket man, sad Sam the comforter man.
Sad man, blanket man, sad Sam the comforter man.
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
BRAIN SPEW
Sad man, blanket man, sad Sam the comforter man.
Sad man, blanket man, sad Sam the comforter man.
Just saw a post where someone pointed out that Jabba the Hutt hits all the points of being a dragon and that the "slug" remark is nothing more than an insult or slur.
Yeah, I'd buy that. Hutts are the Star Wars equivalent of Dragons.
Yeah, I'd buy that. Hutts are the Star Wars equivalent of Dragons.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Just saw a post where someone pointed out that Jabba the Hutt hits all the points of being a dragon and that the "slug" remark is nothing more than an insult or slur.
Yeah, I'd buy that. Hutts are the Star Wars equivalent of Dragons.
Yeah, I'd buy that. Hutts are the Star Wars equivalent of Dragons.