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Nothing says getting with the times like continuing to have 81 year old James Carville front and center
October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My only memory of Walmart from that time is there being 20 cash registers and only 2 cashiers, as opposed to 20 self check outs and only 2 open.
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He is displeased with my shenanigans
September 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
CEO of gas station boner pills says people that don’t take them might have tiny penises
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 15
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I bought some grapes on my way to work and now I’m sitting in HR
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I need to find a study on COVID immunity because this is the second time I’ve slept in a room with someone that tested positive and I still haven’t gotten bitten by the plague. It’s been 6 days.
September 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yeah I’m gonna say it, Panthers will fire Evero by game 4 and go full tank mode for their next QB
September 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
One of Graham’s favorite jokes whenever he wrapped a shoot was to gather the crew around like he’s about to give a speech and say, “Of all the crews I’ve worked with…you were one of them!”

And then immediately turn around and walk away.
September 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This guy is the next Amy McGrath, siphoning off money from other candidates that aren’t astroturfed leftists being propped up by Democrat consultants
wow i can sign up for even more annoying texts and emails and all it’ll cost me is a dollar? sign me up…not! fuck you! wear a shirt that fits!!
August 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I heard Anthem Blue Cross is going to add DMs to their app too so you can hit up that baddie on the same anti-psychotics as you
Spotify is introducing DMs.

Later this week, users 16 and older will be able to message one-on-one on the app.
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This man fought an entire war against censorship and Tipper Gore just to turn into the monster he was fighting
As a father, I promise you, that answering questions about same-sex relationships to a 4 yr old isn't difficult. At all. You're not protecting children by keeping them ignorant. And you're not protecting their impression of you by refusing to answer basic questions.

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August 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Help I told my dog I was putting her on a PIP and now she’s trying to get the cats to sign union authorization cards
August 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Third Way is funded by Koch Industries to push Democrats to support right wing libertarianism.
It would be a huge step forward for Democrats and for general clarity in political writing if these terms went away. These came mostly from academic hothouses.
August 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s tough being a Chungus on a rainy day
August 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
On top of the transphobia Gavin Newsom sat on his ass for two f’n years while the film industry collapsed and then offshored the jobs, while me and my coworkers lost everything. So while I’m amused with his antics I will never vote for him again.
August 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
People saying they are against processed food grind my gear. The definition of processed food is so endlessly vague that doing anything to food makes it processed. What people really mean is they are against is ultra processed food, but even that is vague as well. 🧵
August 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I just heard RadioShack won’t be opening any stores in California

Tough day for people who need a replacement DB25 Serial connector and a Type T fuse
August 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Kudos to the cameraman for not adjusting the stop on the lens and making Vance & Hegseth look like black eyed demons
Because nothing says “you should feel free to come visit Washington” like standing in front of dozens of armed soldiers next to a guy who thinks women shouldn’t be able to vote 🙃
August 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gavin Newsom should appoint someone with the last name Sherman to a command in the CA National Guard and send them to South Carolina for the lulz
WASHINGTON (AP) — National Guard troops from West Virginia, South Carolina, Mississippi and Louisiana have begun arriving in Washington.
August 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
CVS where you need an employee to unlock the deodorant, but there are zero employees watching the cash register or door
August 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So many people answer the question of what if you had a Time Machine with they’d go back and kill Hitler, which is a great answer, but what if we went back to the Council of Rome in 382 and convinced Pope Damascus to yeet The Book of Revelations from the list of sacred texts?
August 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pretty sure that’s Microsoft Sans Serif & Times New Roman. They made their logo using stock fair use fonts.
How to eliminate a brand you’ve built over years - along with the trust, recognition and value it holds - and burn millions in one simple step:
August 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Take two with the Caprese Bruschetta. This time I reduced the balsamic to a glaze. Tomatoes & basil came fresh from the garden.
August 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hakeem Jeffries keeps your foot out of your mouth challenge (impossible)
August 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
First time making poor man’s brisket aka smoked Chuck Roast and I don’t know if I’ll ever fuss with another actual brisket again. Also, Caprese bruschetta fresh from the garden, pork belly burnt ends & roasted carrots.
August 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM