Abby Fudor
@abbylou007.bsky.social
Co-Founder of Arcade Comedy Theater. Arts management nerd. Family lady too.
That sound you hear is 1 million yinzers knuckles cracking as they begin ESSAYS on their very intense opinions about downtown Pittsburgh.
September 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
That sound you hear is 1 million yinzers knuckles cracking as they begin ESSAYS on their very intense opinions about downtown Pittsburgh.
Pretty sure I had more Tylenol during both my pregnancies than water and food combined. ✌️
September 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Pretty sure I had more Tylenol during both my pregnancies than water and food combined. ✌️
This, but with needing to milk myself in some way.
🍈🍈🐄🥛👶🏻😣😫😖
🍈🍈🐄🥛👶🏻😣😫😖
a clock with the numbers 549 on it
Alt: the 108-minute countdown clock
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August 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This, but with needing to milk myself in some way.
🍈🍈🐄🥛👶🏻😣😫😖
🍈🍈🐄🥛👶🏻😣😫😖
The intensity of WEEEEEEPING I witnessed in the theater at the start of Up feels like a very before/after moment for me in how I feel about Pixar? (just like, wow, you really would go to any lengths to HURT US!!!! 💔💔💔)
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The intensity of WEEEEEEPING I witnessed in the theater at the start of Up feels like a very before/after moment for me in how I feel about Pixar? (just like, wow, you really would go to any lengths to HURT US!!!! 💔💔💔)
No man has ever given me more mixed messages than my newborn son and whether or not he wants his f*cking pacifier or not.
July 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
No man has ever given me more mixed messages than my newborn son and whether or not he wants his f*cking pacifier or not.
Do Americans prefer protesting to voting? 🤔
June 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Do Americans prefer protesting to voting? 🤔
Our 5 year old has watched dozens of movies with supervillains, monsters, ghosts, etc. And the two things he relentlessly fears most in the world are Leprechauns ☘️ and Elfs 🎅🏻 (as in, on shelfs.) So, boooo religious celebrations!
June 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Our 5 year old has watched dozens of movies with supervillains, monsters, ghosts, etc. And the two things he relentlessly fears most in the world are Leprechauns ☘️ and Elfs 🎅🏻 (as in, on shelfs.) So, boooo religious celebrations!
I did not know my dad was joking when he said he didn’t have a middle name because “we couldn’t afford it.”
I thought middle names cost extra. Like, parents have to pay per letter on a birth certificate.
I thought middle names cost extra. Like, parents have to pay per letter on a birth certificate.
“Bizarre things you firmly believed when a kid” is one of my favorite genres and I firmly believe we all have excellent examples if we can remember them
May 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I did not know my dad was joking when he said he didn’t have a middle name because “we couldn’t afford it.”
I thought middle names cost extra. Like, parents have to pay per letter on a birth certificate.
I thought middle names cost extra. Like, parents have to pay per letter on a birth certificate.
This is the same way I got pregnant.
May 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This is the same way I got pregnant.
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Me reading this sentence:
May 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me reading this sentence:
Mike and I SHOUTING “No it’s not!!!!!” in unison in response to Perry say “cool car” when a Cybertruck drove past us was a real glimpse into shoving a political ideology down our kids throat.
March 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Mike and I SHOUTING “No it’s not!!!!!” in unison in response to Perry say “cool car” when a Cybertruck drove past us was a real glimpse into shoving a political ideology down our kids throat.
Perry is in a phase where he LOVES explaining things 😒, and when he starts to excitedly go down some rabbit hole how Orion Pax became Optimus Prime and the specific way they transform I’m like “my man, I’m done dating for one lifetime and do not need to pretend to be interested in this anymore.”
March 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Perry is in a phase where he LOVES explaining things 😒, and when he starts to excitedly go down some rabbit hole how Orion Pax became Optimus Prime and the specific way they transform I’m like “my man, I’m done dating for one lifetime and do not need to pretend to be interested in this anymore.”
If there are 2 of me and you need to determine the fake Abby, put me in a car and have someone tail me (when I’m going FAST!) and if I don’t immediately slow the f*ck down to punish and trap them and make them more mad and they tail me even harder and I revel in their annoyance —it’s the robot.
March 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If there are 2 of me and you need to determine the fake Abby, put me in a car and have someone tail me (when I’m going FAST!) and if I don’t immediately slow the f*ck down to punish and trap them and make them more mad and they tail me even harder and I revel in their annoyance —it’s the robot.
The one day people are trying to get everyone to do an economic blackout is the right day to tell everyone how you have stopped shopping at every major retailer and we should too! The best assignments are given in the middle of other ones.
February 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The one day people are trying to get everyone to do an economic blackout is the right day to tell everyone how you have stopped shopping at every major retailer and we should too! The best assignments are given in the middle of other ones.
I am staring at my phone while my 5 year old tries to fall asleep and I guess I had a frown from just concentrating? He just said “Mom, why do you look mad?” BABYS FIRST “YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE.”
a man wearing a lanyard that says community recovery on it
Alt: a man looks at the camera and rolls his eyes
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February 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am staring at my phone while my 5 year old tries to fall asleep and I guess I had a frown from just concentrating? He just said “Mom, why do you look mad?” BABYS FIRST “YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE.”
All kids have a “comfort object” , a lovey, a favorite stuffed animal or blankie. Perry has a Main one, with 2 supporting ones, all 3 are necessary. He has Diana Ross and the Supremes.
February 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
All kids have a “comfort object” , a lovey, a favorite stuffed animal or blankie. Perry has a Main one, with 2 supporting ones, all 3 are necessary. He has Diana Ross and the Supremes.
I appreciate companies making “tagless” shirts, but not when it just migrates to being 3 CVS receipts worth of tags on the inside down by the hipppppp
February 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I appreciate companies making “tagless” shirts, but not when it just migrates to being 3 CVS receipts worth of tags on the inside down by the hipppppp
Autocorrect is the world’s biggest joke killer.
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Autocorrect is the world’s biggest joke killer.
This is impossible but:
-Who’s that Girl?
-Frozen/Ray of Light (I know that’s two but they were like the sun and moon of that one album)
-Live to Tell
-Dear Jessie
-Like a Prayer
-Who’s that Girl?
-Frozen/Ray of Light (I know that’s two but they were like the sun and moon of that one album)
-Live to Tell
-Dear Jessie
-Like a Prayer
Gimme your top 3-5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don't think too hard, we know it's your top picks for today and that might change: just go!
Mine:
- Vogue
- Cherish
- Express Yourself
- Live to Tell
- Take a Bow
Why yes, I was primarily listening to Top 40 radio from 1989-1996. Why do you ask?
Mine:
- Vogue
- Cherish
- Express Yourself
- Live to Tell
- Take a Bow
Why yes, I was primarily listening to Top 40 radio from 1989-1996. Why do you ask?
February 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is impossible but:
-Who’s that Girl?
-Frozen/Ray of Light (I know that’s two but they were like the sun and moon of that one album)
-Live to Tell
-Dear Jessie
-Like a Prayer
-Who’s that Girl?
-Frozen/Ray of Light (I know that’s two but they were like the sun and moon of that one album)
-Live to Tell
-Dear Jessie
-Like a Prayer
Sorry to all the parents of preschool friends who might face some tough conversations with their kids this week but we told Perry, in no uncertain terms, that leprechauns do not f*cking exist. Your teacher made the green footprints & the mess!! He has been a prisoner of FEAR long enough!!!
February 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sorry to all the parents of preschool friends who might face some tough conversations with their kids this week but we told Perry, in no uncertain terms, that leprechauns do not f*cking exist. Your teacher made the green footprints & the mess!! He has been a prisoner of FEAR long enough!!!
[Low-importance venting] Can my feed not have every post start with “BUCKLE UP. [some diff new horror].” Who are you talking to? Your feed is/should be people who have been buckled up for this since they canvassed, wrote letters, & voted blue. It feels very *I* saw this coming.
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
[Low-importance venting] Can my feed not have every post start with “BUCKLE UP. [some diff new horror].” Who are you talking to? Your feed is/should be people who have been buckled up for this since they canvassed, wrote letters, & voted blue. It feels very *I* saw this coming.
Would dumping tea in a harbor help anything??
January 31, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Would dumping tea in a harbor help anything??
“My nose is RAW” 🤧 -me all day, but to the tune of …
January 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“My nose is RAW” 🤧 -me all day, but to the tune of …
To clarify, not a Great Aunt. An aunt. My dad’s sister. Who was old. Bc we’re old. And also, our kids *fifth* birthday. We aren’t even on the second hand yet. I hope this doesn’t make me hate sandwiches.
Having to go to a funeral of an elderly aunt the same day as your kid's birthday party is the absolute epitome of being a punchcard-carrying member of the Sandwich Generation.
January 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
To clarify, not a Great Aunt. An aunt. My dad’s sister. Who was old. Bc we’re old. And also, our kids *fifth* birthday. We aren’t even on the second hand yet. I hope this doesn’t make me hate sandwiches.