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Alleyn
@aalleyn.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Beware the literate fool, for I am rampant.
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Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
I wish I knew a thing or two about photography so that I could speak more eloquently about how much I enjoy the work of John Kraus (www.johnkrausphotos.com) and my friend, Dean Allman (@deanallman.bsky.social).
John Kraus
Spaceflight photographer
www.johnkrausphotos.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I wish I knew a thing or two about photography so that I could speak more eloquently about how much I enjoy the work of John Kraus (www.johnkrausphotos.com) and my friend, Dean Allman (@deanallman.bsky.social).
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Keep checking to see if the Constitution ends up on eBay
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Keep checking to see if the Constitution ends up on eBay
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I'm gonna be a terrible ghost because as hard as it is to get ahold of me now, just wait and see how fast I decline a ouija board call
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm gonna be a terrible ghost because as hard as it is to get ahold of me now, just wait and see how fast I decline a ouija board call
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I still don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I still don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re under absolutely no obligation to justify yourself to anyone if you choose to spend the entire weekend drinking tea, reading books, and eating a scandalous amount of cinnamon rolls.
October 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re under absolutely no obligation to justify yourself to anyone if you choose to spend the entire weekend drinking tea, reading books, and eating a scandalous amount of cinnamon rolls.
Current reads:
You Weren’t Meant to be Human by Andrew Joseph White
The Deluge by Stephen Markley
You Weren’t Meant to be Human by Andrew Joseph White
The Deluge by Stephen Markley
October 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Current reads:
You Weren’t Meant to be Human by Andrew Joseph White
The Deluge by Stephen Markley
You Weren’t Meant to be Human by Andrew Joseph White
The Deluge by Stephen Markley
Current reads:
The Keeper of Lost Causes by Jussi Adler-Olsen
We are Legion (We are Bob) by Dennis E. Taylor
The Keeper of Lost Causes by Jussi Adler-Olsen
We are Legion (We are Bob) by Dennis E. Taylor
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Current reads:
The Keeper of Lost Causes by Jussi Adler-Olsen
We are Legion (We are Bob) by Dennis E. Taylor
The Keeper of Lost Causes by Jussi Adler-Olsen
We are Legion (We are Bob) by Dennis E. Taylor
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You need me to bring my birth certificate? My paper birth certificate? Like I have a device *in my pocket* that can recognize my face and my fingerprints what are we doing here
September 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You need me to bring my birth certificate? My paper birth certificate? Like I have a device *in my pocket* that can recognize my face and my fingerprints what are we doing here
hagiography
noun
: biography of saints or venerated persons
: biography that idealizes its subject
apropos of *waves hands at current events*
noun
: biography of saints or venerated persons
: biography that idealizes its subject
apropos of *waves hands at current events*
September 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
hagiography
noun
: biography of saints or venerated persons
: biography that idealizes its subject
apropos of *waves hands at current events*
noun
: biography of saints or venerated persons
: biography that idealizes its subject
apropos of *waves hands at current events*
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He rolled on his deathbed, to his Cabinet gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like a nuclear missile:
But I heard him exclaim, ere he headed toward the light -
Epstein files to all, and to all a
And away they all flew, like a nuclear missile:
But I heard him exclaim, ere he headed toward the light -
Epstein files to all, and to all a
September 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
He rolled on his deathbed, to his Cabinet gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like a nuclear missile:
But I heard him exclaim, ere he headed toward the light -
Epstein files to all, and to all a
And away they all flew, like a nuclear missile:
But I heard him exclaim, ere he headed toward the light -
Epstein files to all, and to all a
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A colloquial Swedish word for giving a confident answer to something you know nothing about is killgissa, or “guy-guessing.” Conversely, the lesser-known word tjejveta (meaning “girl-knowing”) can describe elucidating (shelucidating?) on a topic you have expertise in.
August 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A colloquial Swedish word for giving a confident answer to something you know nothing about is killgissa, or “guy-guessing.” Conversely, the lesser-known word tjejveta (meaning “girl-knowing”) can describe elucidating (shelucidating?) on a topic you have expertise in.
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just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.
December 9, 2024 at 3:13 AM
just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.
All of this silly Cracker Barrel hoopla is bound to cause me to frequent Cracker Barrel even less than I never did before.
August 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
All of this silly Cracker Barrel hoopla is bound to cause me to frequent Cracker Barrel even less than I never did before.
Current reads:
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
Enchanter's End Game (Book 5 of The Belgariad) by David Eddings
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
Enchanter's End Game (Book 5 of The Belgariad) by David Eddings
August 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Current reads:
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
Enchanter's End Game (Book 5 of The Belgariad) by David Eddings
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
Enchanter's End Game (Book 5 of The Belgariad) by David Eddings
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A widespread internet outage is the adult equivalent of a substitute teacher rolling a TV into the classroom
August 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A widespread internet outage is the adult equivalent of a substitute teacher rolling a TV into the classroom
Current reads:
Babel, or the Necessity of Violence by R. F. Kuang
The Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson
Babel, or the Necessity of Violence by R. F. Kuang
The Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson
July 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Current reads:
Babel, or the Necessity of Violence by R. F. Kuang
The Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson
Babel, or the Necessity of Violence by R. F. Kuang
The Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson
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Just girly things 💅🏻✨
July 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Just girly things 💅🏻✨
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Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
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I hope Waldo and Carmen Sandiego are happy together wherever they are
July 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I hope Waldo and Carmen Sandiego are happy together wherever they are
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schrodinger’s ceasefire
June 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
schrodinger’s ceasefire
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Omg I’m sorry, I have to take this
*plays audio book*
*plays audio book*
June 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Omg I’m sorry, I have to take this
*plays audio book*
*plays audio book*
