Certainly nothing based in experience.

I've never thought of it this way, but I guess I'm lucky to have drowned at age five.

Jesus Christ on a menstruating goat

every teacher in america is a replaceable widget except for larry summers

That's a caricature and I'm sure Ms. Tan doesn't actually think this.

But the first sentence is unfortunately true.

The purpose of all grades is to separate the "good" kind of people from the "bad" kind of people. The only reason not to get an A at Harvard is if you're a bad person who managed to sneak past the admissions office.

His was officially declared to have died a virgin.

Why would someone post this. If video existed of me looking like this much of a dipshit I would drone strike whoever had it.

I didn't know that! And I thought non-humans went through a different review process. Maybe it differs by institution.

At the beginning of the experiment, there weren't any human subjects. Not within IRB's remit. I think Victor had his bases covered.

my correct take on lolita is that it's about pretty words (that is, it's a formal experiment in producing beautiful prose about the ugliest things imaginable, pedophilia, rape, and murder)

if you sympathize with humbert humbert you're really dumb at best and evil at worst

youtu.be/OA4FTIz2Zrw?...

What if Matthew McConaughey, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Gavin Newsom had a threesome and someone got pregnant.

Bet you could get a ton of VC funding for this.

Those aren't touches. Those are gropes.