Cooper
@aacooper.bsky.social
I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.
Dude is fuckin WAILING
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Dude is fuckin WAILING
Which one of you knew that Hammond makes an electric melodica and chose not to tell me.
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Which one of you knew that Hammond makes an electric melodica and chose not to tell me.
American football is one of those games where one team plays the first half and the opposing team plays the second half.
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
American football is one of those games where one team plays the first half and the opposing team plays the second half.
+1 for this suggestion.
PEAPLE RISE UP
PEAPLE RISE UP
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
+1 for this suggestion.
PEAPLE RISE UP
PEAPLE RISE UP
Shit it wasn't even the last that same day. Fuuuuuuuck ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Shit it wasn't even the last that same day. Fuuuuuuuck ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Evidently allpoetry.com 's AI poetry analyst doesn't clock that next to of course god america i is a fucking sonnet. The single most important aspect of the poem's form.
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Evidently allpoetry.com 's AI poetry analyst doesn't clock that next to of course god america i is a fucking sonnet. The single most important aspect of the poem's form.
Looks more like a map of Tasmania
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Looks more like a map of Tasmania
This isn't the first. And it won't be the last.
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM
This isn't the first. And it won't be the last.
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I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.
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Oh this is good. May I adopt this language?
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Oh this is good. May I adopt this language?
Absolutely. But they'll pull electoral shenanigans, spin any loss as better-than-expected with media collaboration, and then the revival narrative will be handily confirmed.
Republicans have really convinced themselves there’s a massive Christian revival going on among Gen Z.
I explain why they think this, when all stats show it’s not true.
Better yet, they’re pinning their electoral hopes on it.
www.salon.com/2026/01/07/s...
I explain why they think this, when all stats show it’s not true.
Better yet, they’re pinning their electoral hopes on it.
www.salon.com/2026/01/07/s...
Sorry, GOP. There's no Christian revival
Republicans are betting the midterms on mass conversions that aren't happening
www.salon.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Absolutely. But they'll pull electoral shenanigans, spin any loss as better-than-expected with media collaboration, and then the revival narrative will be handily confirmed.
Sforzcunto: a fortecunto followed by a crescunto.
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Sforzcunto: a fortecunto followed by a crescunto.
Obviously a mosquito John Connor necessitates a tinydrone T-1000.
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Obviously a mosquito John Connor necessitates a tinydrone T-1000.
They want $1100 for a single teensy drone and they're claiming this will reduce global malaria.
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
They want $1100 for a single teensy drone and they're claiming this will reduce global malaria.
Third Amendment: finally useful for something
It’s hard to imagine better free advertising than this.
Hilton: 📈
Hilton: 📈
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Third Amendment: finally useful for something
Look I'm accepting of all relationship structures. And my own colonoscopy report noted TWICE what clean prep Is done. So I understand the brag.
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Look I'm accepting of all relationship structures. And my own colonoscopy report noted TWICE what clean prep Is done. So I understand the brag.
I'm just saying, if you have a loving partner you don't need to be advertising like that
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I'm just saying, if you have a loving partner you don't need to be advertising like that
"crushed that colonoscopy" I thought you said you found a partner.
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
"crushed that colonoscopy" I thought you said you found a partner.
🎶 Eight mohels slicing 🎶
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
🎶 Eight mohels slicing 🎶
Cheetahs have burst speed but can't sustain it. Humans are way better at distance running.
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Cheetahs have burst speed but can't sustain it. Humans are way better at distance running.
Picture of the staff who operate my account:
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account:
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NE PA is a big trump area now, and the general explanation of that sort of thing is working class economic anxiety...but I suspect the much more relevant factor is that coal mines were closed to Black people and so the area was overwhelmingly white. 1
yeah, I grew up in a former coal mining area (NE PA) and this very much tracks.
The story, time and again, is that gains are broad and small and losses are localized and deep.
There are towns in northern England that are generationally traumatized from the shutting of coal mines forty years ago.
There are towns in northern England that are generationally traumatized from the shutting of coal mines forty years ago.
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
NE PA is a big trump area now, and the general explanation of that sort of thing is working class economic anxiety...but I suspect the much more relevant factor is that coal mines were closed to Black people and so the area was overwhelmingly white. 1