CooOOooper
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I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.
Malört:
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Malört:
That's a load-bearing but
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
That's a load-bearing but
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every teacher in america is a replaceable widget except for larry summers
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
every teacher in america is a replaceable widget except for larry summers
I feel the same way but with the 1-Maß size.
as a fan of drinking beer in small glasses i appreciate it when a restaurant or bar serves 8 or 10 ounce drafts in addition to the usual pint
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I feel the same way but with the 1-Maß size.
Every time I mention Newton in class (which is kind of a lot), I can't help myself calling him out on being a weird, vain, murderous, corrupt asshole who did all his actually useful work by his mid-twenties.
Your semi regular reminder that Sir Isaac Newton, aka the gravity guy, was (1) an asshole and (2) an unparalleled illustration of the principle that being a genius and a good person have absolutely nothing to do with one another
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Every time I mention Newton in class (which is kind of a lot), I can't help myself calling him out on being a weird, vain, murderous, corrupt asshole who did all his actually useful work by his mid-twenties.
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Predator Badlands 🤝 Malort
Tonight's the night you fight your dad
Tonight's the night you fight your dad
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Predator Badlands 🤝 Malort
Tonight's the night you fight your dad
Tonight's the night you fight your dad
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my correct take on lolita is that it's about pretty words (that is, it's a formal experiment in producing beautiful prose about the ugliest things imaginable, pedophilia, rape, and murder)
if you sympathize with humbert humbert you're really dumb at best and evil at worst
if you sympathize with humbert humbert you're really dumb at best and evil at worst
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
my correct take on lolita is that it's about pretty words (that is, it's a formal experiment in producing beautiful prose about the ugliest things imaginable, pedophilia, rape, and murder)
if you sympathize with humbert humbert you're really dumb at best and evil at worst
if you sympathize with humbert humbert you're really dumb at best and evil at worst
. . . The Aristocrats!
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
. . . The Aristocrats!
Safe, effective analgesics have reduced human suffering so much. How evil do you have to be to launch a crusade against them?
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Safe, effective analgesics have reduced human suffering so much. How evil do you have to be to launch a crusade against them?
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I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
Technically correct.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Technically correct.
Racism aside, I'd rather have goat shawarma than a hot dog. Hot dogs are pretty gross.
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Racism aside, I'd rather have goat shawarma than a hot dog. Hot dogs are pretty gross.
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The faggots will save us all
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The faggots will save us all
My sister is cleaning up down in Georgia.
So proud of her.
So proud of her.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My sister is cleaning up down in Georgia.
So proud of her.
So proud of her.
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All the good passwords must’ve been stolen by the British Museum
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
All the good passwords must’ve been stolen by the British Museum
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Dick Cheney lived long enough to witness the horrors he had unleashed.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dick Cheney lived long enough to witness the horrors he had unleashed.
Yeah but you have to pronounce it right so that's a level of security right there.
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Yeah but you have to pronounce it right so that's a level of security right there.
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The reddit algorithm has opinions.
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The reddit algorithm has opinions.
Lol I got 5 copies of this
I also got one of these
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lol I got 5 copies of this
This but also the principle applies to students *at all* kinds of institutions.
People spend way time worrying about whether students are getting too many A's and not enough time considering the possibility that people who busted ass so hard that they got into a place like that might be the kind to be high achieving
Too many FACULTY think grading is about breaking people, too
Too many FACULTY think grading is about breaking people, too
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This but also the principle applies to students *at all* kinds of institutions.
SPEEDRUNNING THE ENGLISH REVOLUTION, part 1278
Trump: "I said, 'put it all into one bill and if we get it done, we're done for four years.' We don't need anything more from Congress."
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
SPEEDRUNNING THE ENGLISH REVOLUTION, part 1278
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