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Greg Hurlman
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New Yorker living in the wildlands beyond Jersey. Work @ Microsoft but words are mine.
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#JungleCruise Skipper Greg, at your service. Not retired, just inactive.
I think my 3d printer heard me say that I need to print one more thing before it is disassembled and made anew
a bunch of windows that say error fail ok
ALT: a bunch of windows that say error fail ok
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November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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‘Tis the season for my annual rant… NOBODY IN KING COUNTY NEEDS STUDDED TIRES IN WINTER. YOU’RE WASTING YOUR MONEY AND DESTROYING THE ROADS.
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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What happened tonight
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't.

Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Yeah, about that mandate…
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Tonight’s dinner: chicken pot pie with Bravetart’s garlic & cheddar drop biscuits as a topping—now to wait 20 mins as we wait for the lava to subside.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Anyone know a good defamation lawyer?
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When you’re really REALLY asleep and chasing after some bunny in your dreams…
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
F you, and we’ll see ya in April!
finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sorry Jays, but hiring and cheering an Astro doomed you. You know what you have to do.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
All of Canada: Miguel… F’n… Rojas
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Living in the PNW means accidentally wandering into the Great Northern, RR Cafe, and Cicely, AK at that.
november is the best time of the year to watch twin peaks
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What a week away playing with all the dogs at daycare does to a pup
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
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October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
At least Amazon is doing it all at once, instead of drawing out a slow drip over years.
Amazon is laying off 30,000 corporate employees.

the biggest cut in tech this year.
If you know someone affected, check in.

“How are you holding up?” goes a long way. 💬
Be good.
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
SOON #PPCC25

Yes, the next couple hours will probably be this. Use #PowerApps.
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me, one day into #PPCC25
*heaving sobs* you'll never believe what happened to me today, someone asked me to provide expertise in my field
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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It’s dark and rainy here in the PNW, very on brand. Here’s super cozy Zuri to help you get thru your Friday!
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Somebody Primary him.
WATCH: @chrislhayes.bsky.social asks Rep. Hakeem Jeffries who he plans to vote for in the NYC mayoral election.
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM