oh yeah. happy christmas my loves.

(about myself) it's giving balloon

sending deep fake nudes of my self to women and being like "can you believe theyre doing thus to me!! Uggh! tech bros are the WORST"

coal in ur stocking wasn’t such a bad present for those kids who worked all day in the mines could probably turn that into an afternoon off

Hey girl are you trapped beneath a fallen tree because you need to log off

i love your small account babe the big accounts hurt

ME: I’ve got a frog in my throat

KERMIT: shut up and keep sucking

Her: Ooooo you want to roleplay? I can get into that ;)

Me: Okay so I'm the kid stuck on Zelda 2 and you're the nice lady on the Nintendo Power Line who is super patient with me and talks with that soft 90s affect

i'm about to make some poor financial decisions

are you having a fucking laugh

don't speak to me about the old ways of the forum. i felt the heat of the forge as the first memes were formed. i watched in horror as the cheezburger cat emerged from its pit

Good things happen to me because I am a good person who deserves it.