Juicy Smoolié
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Juicy Smoolié
@5ftoffun.bsky.social
DMV➡️BRLA➡️NOLA➡️CLT
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Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.
February 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Not denying this, but also an abject, monumental failure of reporting by national congressional reporters. Granger wasn’t some backbencher…she was the Chair of the Appropriations Committee until she unexpectedly stepped down from that role earlier this year. Where were national reporters on this?!
This is an incredible testament to the loss of local news coverage. A congresswoman disappeared for six months and no one noticed.
A U.S. Congresswoman disappeared for the last six months of her term. Nobody noticed.

Turns out she's in a memory care unit, & her staff (and apparently other people?) covered it up (though she was somehow propped up for an event a month ago?)

WILD story
December 21, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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CORPORATIONS: You don’t own this digital book/movie/album/comic/game, you have a license we can revoke at any time. We do this to protect copyright.

ALSO CORPORATIONS: Copyright shouldn’t apply to us because we need free creative works to train our theftbots.
December 21, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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December 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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This is an incredible testament to the loss of local news coverage. A congresswoman disappeared for six months and no one noticed.
December 21, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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Customs officer at Schiphol: Do you have anything to declare?
Me:
I'd like to remind the rest of the world
that the majority of US voters
have voted against Trump
for 3 elections in a row.
December 21, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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Yesterday I had to sit through an hour-long NYS ethics training, where we learned public employees cannot accept "gifts" of food over $15 😂
December 21, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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The governor gets to appoint election board members in North Carolina. Democrats won the office in November; they also won other offices like LG and AG.

The GOP changed the law to give this power to the auditor’s office, a race the GOP won in November.
boltsmag.org/north-c...
GOP Grabs Control of North Carolina Election Boards, Rushing to Negate November Losses
In their final weeks before they lose the ability to pass laws, Republican lawmakers gutted the powers of incoming Democratic officials and upended who runs elections.
boltsmag.org
December 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Imagine being literally the richest person in the world, maybe in history, and still worrying about tax cuts. lmao loser
Elon Musk Wants to Pay for His Tax Cuts With Your Social Security and Medicare
The point of Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy’s DOGE is to cut entitlement programs so Donald Trump can cut taxes for the ultra-wealthy and corporations.
www.rollingstone.com
December 21, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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The most that can be said about the present moment is that there is disagreement within the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party about which faces to eat in what order.
December 21, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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God i love @propublica.org so much
I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
projects.propublica.org
December 7, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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A new report on Supreme Court ethics found more luxury travel by Clarence Thomas in 2021 that wasn’t reported on his financial disclosure form
Senate Review Of Supreme Court Ethics Finds More Luxury Trips, Urges Code Of Conduct
The report released by the Democratic majority of the Senate Judiciary Committee found travel taken in 2021 by Thomas but not reported on his annual financial disclosure form.
www.huffpost.com
December 21, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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Once again I am obliged to mention that I recently worked in a school district where the policy was teachers were not to accept gifts from parents worth more than $5 lest it affect our grading.
December 22, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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But some of you were more upset with Ketanji Brown Jackson being on Broadway.
December 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Evidently the GOP really doesn’t have a problem with foreigners taking over the country.
December 20, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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“Doctors are playing lawyer, and lawyers are playing doctor,” Wyden said in an interview. As a result, “women are getting hurt, they’re suffering, they can die, and we want to deliver this wake-up call so that they’re better protected and they understand what their rights are.”
NEW: Doctors described hospital lawyers who “refused to meet” with them for months, were hard to reach during “life or death” situations and offered little help beyond “regurgitating” the law, according to a Senate Finance Committee report.
Report: Hospitals Rarely Advise Doctors on How to Treat Patients Under Abortion Bans
Doctors described hospital lawyers who “refused to meet” with them for months, were hard to reach during “life or death” situations and offered little help beyond “regurgitating” the law, according…
propub.li
December 19, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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"Elon, Vivek, and I are on a text chain together."

I just...y'all... Phony Stark should not have this much of a voice in our government...what are #they doing?
Fox & Friends asks Mike Johnson to respond to an Elon Musk tweet live on air
December 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Man shoots an evil rich white man and it’s terrorism. Shoot up a black church, target black folks at a Tops, or shoot up a school and it’s a troubled individual. Fuck this country
Them giving Luigi a terrorism charge just pissed me smooth tf off.
December 18, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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They deported her for missing her immigration hearing...which she notified the court she needed to reschedule, because at the time of her hearing, SHE WAS LITERALLY BIRTHING US CITIZENS.

Violent, shameful, utterly disgusting.
Ice deports mother and children, including newborn twins, to Mexico
Despite the infants being US citizens, Christina Salazar and all four of her children were put on a plane on 11 December
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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Like Don, why does Elon have your balls in his wallet? Can you go to the bathroom without him? Does he help you aim? Does he tuck you in at night and read you bedtime stories?

Now is the time to go lower than Hell in every aspect of this. But here we are...
December 18, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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If I were Democratic leadership, I would keep publicly asking why Donald Trump has to say "Mother may I?" to Elon Musk before he does anything.

...but Democrats seem to have lost the ability to be bullies, so 🤷‍♂️.
December 18, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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If they take pictures with this (✌🏿)

It’s finna get toxic

Fun… but you gone be eating ramens till payday
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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Idaho already bans almost all abortions. On Monday, a panel of federal judges ruled that the state can enforce portions of its draconian “abortion trafficking” law. theappeal.org?p=34321&prev...
Idaho Can Now Arrest People Who Help Kids Get Abortions in Other States
On Monday, a panel of federal judges ruled that Idaho can enforce portions of its draconian “abortion trafficking” ban.
theappeal.org
December 4, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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TRUMP LITERALLY PARDONED HIS OWN CRIMINAL ACCOMPLICES and did not get this headline
DISHONORS THE OFFICE, the fuck are you talking about, the office of the presidency? The office that Gerald Ford got in exchange for a pardon?
December 2, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM