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Keep Austin weird
#Clean
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Not sure Briscoe Cain can even tie his own fucking shoes
Wee lad Briscoe Cain has tried this dumb move before. But, these are not the "before" times. Gonna be an interesting session.
December 3, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST 💦💦💦💦💦
December 4, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Austin,TX 💙
November 22, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Love my lil girl 🥰
November 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Seems like sexual assault is a pre-requisite to be on Trumps cabinet
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
theonion.com/trump-locks-...
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Yes, the water was cold 🥶
November 19, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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As I’ve been screaming, this is NOT about the election, it’s a National Security issue. Russia declared war on the United States, and we’re busy preparing for a “smooth transition.” Christ!
November 19, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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Right wingers are making accounts here explicitly because they're not getting the traction they're used to on Twitter.

Just block, report, & let them eat eachother as they run out of engagement with their preferred targets.
November 18, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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do they really think there will magically be cheap eggs and gas
November 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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1.2 Millions Americans died because of his negligence, while he was sending our lifesaving supplies to Putin.
November 18, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Y desde la KUTX de Austin nos llega el directo de Starcrawler
www.subnoise.es/foro/videos/...
Starcrawler - "Learn To Say Goodbye" "Good Time Girl" "Rich Taste" (live in KUTX Studio 1A)
YouTube video by KUTX Austin
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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For God and fuck’s sake, people.
Red State Voters Googled ‘How to Change My Vote
God's weekly meme roundup.
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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“I do agree. He will probably have to pull out. Sorry, that’s a bad choice of words for Matt Gaetz”
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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I saw my first porn movie last night and I couldn't believe how young I looked.
November 13, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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Congrats to Chili's @ 45th and Lamar for its Michelin Star🌟
November 12, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Bluesky last month vs Bluesky today
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM