Marc Gasway
@50pagemcgee.bsky.social
Learn to tell the difference between the lies you tell yourself to make yourself feel better and the truths you tell yourself for the same reason.
God. He must fucking suck at Oregon Trail.
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
God. He must fucking suck at Oregon Trail.
Actual footage of Kaveh’s coworkers today: youtu.be/yqwEHn-rCxw?...
Book of love 3
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April 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Actual footage of Kaveh’s coworkers today: youtu.be/yqwEHn-rCxw?...
Hang on. Did I just get called an easily controlled zombie automaton? Easily controlled? Fine. Automaton? Sure, sure. But zombie? I’m drinking from a water fountain, not a braaaains fountain.
April 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hang on. Did I just get called an easily controlled zombie automaton? Easily controlled? Fine. Automaton? Sure, sure. But zombie? I’m drinking from a water fountain, not a braaaains fountain.
It’s so interesting, listening back this morning, how obvious it was that what you were asking is “why do you think we need fluoride in our toothpaste *and* our water, and not just one or the other?”
I told you, I need to be caffeinated.
I told you, I need to be caffeinated.
April 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It’s so interesting, listening back this morning, how obvious it was that what you were asking is “why do you think we need fluoride in our toothpaste *and* our water, and not just one or the other?”
I told you, I need to be caffeinated.
I told you, I need to be caffeinated.
not online enough to know whether everyone has already made this joke.
March 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
not online enough to know whether everyone has already made this joke.
Photo credit to Annie Lesser!
February 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Photo credit to Annie Lesser!
Oh how nice! That whole day was just a perpetual motion machine of my friends coming through for me. Real team effort.
January 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oh how nice! That whole day was just a perpetual motion machine of my friends coming through for me. Real team effort.
He and I agreed afterwards that the joke would have been funnier if I’d changed his name a little every time.
In fairness I do think “Corvette” would be a bad-ass nickname.
In fairness I do think “Corvette” would be a bad-ass nickname.
December 25, 2024 at 7:07 PM
He and I agreed afterwards that the joke would have been funnier if I’d changed his name a little every time.
In fairness I do think “Corvette” would be a bad-ass nickname.
In fairness I do think “Corvette” would be a bad-ass nickname.
Like honestly what on Earth or outer space IS THAT FUCKING THING?? EEWWW!
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Like honestly what on Earth or outer space IS THAT FUCKING THING?? EEWWW!