"We actually have two bits of good news. We figured out what was wrong with your dog, *and* we found your lost cat.
Now for the bad news..."

If I were Adlai Stevenson, I’d have saved my breath and just fired back at Valerian Zorin with “more like ‘Union of the Bloviate Socialist Republics”, then leaned into the mic and whispered “Cold War over, y’all” and left.

“JFC, read the *room* Largest Great White Shark on Record!”

This ad, like: “Hey babe, I noticed earlier when I was railing you from behind, you could use something for that eczema.”

@kavehmd.bsky.social every time I hear that pretty, shimmering string swirl right before one of your episodes is about to be interrupted by an advertisement, I think of this line from Nightmares And Dreamscapes:

Saw this headline and one jiliion percent expected Pete Davidson.

Saw this in DTLA, and honestly, I don’t think a vegan PETA activist could have done a better job of making me second-guess my carnivorism.

I’m willing to hear arguments in favor of SD burritos versus LA, but can we first agree that this wrap job is bullshit?

Far left? Far right?
Bitch I’m Far-engi

@bugbaby.bsky.social