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Marc Gasway
@50pagemcgee.bsky.social
Learn to tell the difference between the lies you tell yourself to make yourself feel better and the truths you tell yourself for the same reason.
"We actually have two bits of good news. We figured out what was wrong with your dog, *and* we found your lost cat.
Now for the bad news..."
June 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Elections matter.
June 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If I were Adlai Stevenson, I’d have saved my breath and just fired back at Valerian Zorin with “more like ‘Union of the Bloviate Socialist Republics”, then leaned into the mic and whispered “Cold War over, y’all” and left.
June 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“JFC, read the *room* Largest Great White Shark on Record!”
June 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This ad, like: “Hey babe, I noticed earlier when I was railing you from behind, you could use something for that eczema.”
June 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
@kavehmd.bsky.social every time I hear that pretty, shimmering string swirl right before one of your episodes is about to be interrupted by an advertisement, I think of this line from Nightmares And Dreamscapes:
May 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What on earth is the point of running your toothbrush under the tap before you stick it in your mouth? What are you, trying to activate the paste or some shit? Just get on with it already. Jesus.
May 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m gonna guess that a solid 99.9 percent of houses with a conch shell bought. Like, fuck you poser. Ain’t no way you just found that thing.
April 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
@kavehmd.bsky.social when you’re doing a procedure on your birthday, do the nurses and other doctors ever wheel the patient in with a candle sticking out of his butt while singing happy birthday?
April 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There was a time that I thought “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander” meant that if you wanted to pinch a woman’s ass, you ought to be okay just looking at it.
April 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There are times I get sad that Alan Tudyk died. Then I remember, “no, that was Wash. AT is still alive”.
April 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There remains no clearer an expression of the union between obliviousness and straight up rudeness than the average person’s behavior while shopping at Costco.
March 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Saw this headline and one jiliion percent expected Pete Davidson.
March 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Yeah, I make bad puns about Korea. What are you Gwangju about it?”
February 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’d rather have salt in front of me than a frontal assault in me.
January 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hey, it was just your birthday sometime this year, right? Happy birthday!
January 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Saw this in DTLA, and honestly, I don’t think a vegan PETA activist could have done a better job of making me second-guess my carnivorism.
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Nobody has stopped to consider whether Quaid could have distracted the “I’ve got five kids to feed” guy when he turned heel, by engaging him in debate about how one could have children without being married to their mother.

And then, I dunno, hit him over the head or something.
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 AM
November 18, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I’m willing to hear arguments in favor of SD burritos versus LA, but can we first agree that this wrap job is bullshit?
November 17, 2024 at 11:36 PM
so bluesky for me is just going to be entirely medtwitter rebranded?
November 15, 2024 at 4:47 PM
November 8, 2024 at 11:32 PM
When people from Boston meditate, are they all like “Ahhmmmmmm”?
November 8, 2024 at 12:12 AM
November 7, 2024 at 2:44 PM
A-wella everybody’s hurtin
Because of their burden
A-wella burden burden burden
Is causin your hurtin
A-wella burden burden bu
August 28, 2023 at 9:04 PM