The Dogfather
@451f-dogfather.bsky.social
Bassplayers and drummers are the civil servants of popular music.
Great behinds stink alike.
TRUMP IS A DUMBASS. IF YOU SUPPORT HIM, YOU ARE A DUMBASS TOO.
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Great behinds stink alike.
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I would like to be adopted, please 🥹
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I would like to be adopted, please 🥹
Tired of being inexpertly lied to by Dunning-Kruger casualties masquerading as public officials.
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Tired of being inexpertly lied to by Dunning-Kruger casualties masquerading as public officials.
If you were to shine a penlight in Sean Duffy’s left ear, would there be a bright spot on the wall to his left, d’ya think?
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you were to shine a penlight in Sean Duffy’s left ear, would there be a bright spot on the wall to his left, d’ya think?
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Due to severe tariffs on Canadian fertilizer, Ottawa declares: “We’re through taking shit from the United States.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Due to severe tariffs on Canadian fertilizer, Ottawa declares: “We’re through taking shit from the United States.”
The republicans gave the country to the global mob. We’re permanently fucked, because no country that elects this shit is worthy of anybody’s trust.
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My friend was a good guy. He was always thinking of others, always giving out gifts. Even when he was on the ground dying from eating peanuts, he managed to give me a present. It seemed really important to him that I got his Epi-pen.
[Peter O’Mahoney
Faith and Justice]
[Peter O’Mahoney
Faith and Justice]
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My friend was a good guy. He was always thinking of others, always giving out gifts. Even when he was on the ground dying from eating peanuts, he managed to give me a present. It seemed really important to him that I got his Epi-pen.
[Peter O’Mahoney
Faith and Justice]
[Peter O’Mahoney
Faith and Justice]
“Prices are significantly down from where they will be next month.”
RANT ON ....
Peter Schiff is not WRONG & the majority of Americans know it
Trump only has a high of 42% approval and some polls have him at only 38% approval
Peter Schiff is not WRONG & the majority of Americans know it
Trump only has a high of 42% approval and some polls have him at only 38% approval
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“Prices are significantly down from where they will be next month.”
“… new scrutiny involves […] ongoing probes into Qatar World Cup bribes by the US DOJ …”
Depends on who needs fellating.
Depends on who needs fellating.
Better than 50% chance there is no FIFA Peace Prize next year and this was a one-off to make the orange toddler happy.
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“… new scrutiny involves […] ongoing probes into Qatar World Cup bribes by the US DOJ …”
Depends on who needs fellating.
Depends on who needs fellating.
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Downtown. 11th at Liberty Ave. One of the cops was on the air saying they were out fighting with one, a seconds later we hear over the radio "fucccckkkk youuuuuu" from assumably the guy getting arrested then a very calm "one detained".
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
No notes.
This should be entertaining.
Move over, career politicians Minnesota has a new contender, and he comes with a pillow empire… or at least what’s left of it. Mike Lindell, CEO of MyPillow and outspoken Trump ally, has officially filed to challenge Governor Tim Walz, claiming he wants to “save my state.”
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell files paperwork to challenge Walz for Minnesota governor: ‘I want to save my state’
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has filed paperwork to run as a Republican for Minnesota governor in 2026.
nypost.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This should be entertaining.
RFK Jr. is the best friend pestilence ever had.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
RFK Jr. is the best friend pestilence ever had.
Hierarchy stacks one caste on top of another, leaving the lowest bearing the weight of all the rest.
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Hierarchy stacks one caste on top of another, leaving the lowest bearing the weight of all the rest.
The past tense of ‘lead’ is ‘led,’ even though the past tense of ‘read’ is ‘read.’ I didn’t make the rules, or the exceptions.
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The past tense of ‘lead’ is ‘led,’ even though the past tense of ‘read’ is ‘read.’ I didn’t make the rules, or the exceptions.
“I do not like them, Sam-I-Am …”
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“I do not like them, Sam-I-Am …”
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We’re gonna have to eat the rich. They’re the only thing left growing.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
We’re gonna have to eat the rich. They’re the only thing left growing.
Like the asshole who steals packages from the condo mailroom.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Like the asshole who steals packages from the condo mailroom.
This year, finding gratitude is a little like playing football without pads.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This year, finding gratitude is a little like playing football without pads.
@stonekettle.bsky.social
You can unplug the cat now, Jim.
You can unplug the cat now, Jim.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@stonekettle.bsky.social
You can unplug the cat now, Jim.
You can unplug the cat now, Jim.
A government that fails to provide basic sustenance to its people while collecting their taxes is a parasite.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A government that fails to provide basic sustenance to its people while collecting their taxes is a parasite.
“…the rights founded on the state of war, the lawfulness of its effects, the validity of acquisition made by arms, do not, externally and between mankind, depend on the justice of the cause, but on the legality of the means in themselves.”
Emmerich de Vatel,
Emmerich de Vatel,
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“…the rights founded on the state of war, the lawfulness of its effects, the validity of acquisition made by arms, do not, externally and between mankind, depend on the justice of the cause, but on the legality of the means in themselves.”
Emmerich de Vatel,
Emmerich de Vatel,
Ayuh.
Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ayuh.