The Dogfather
@451f-dogfather.bsky.social
Bassplayers and drummers are the civil servants of popular music.
The Hemingway method.
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Hemingway method.
… because he won’t have to pay them.
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
… because he won’t have to pay them.
Congratulations!
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Congratulations!
Also, what part of “Nobody likes you because you’re an asshole” is beyond their understanding?
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Also, what part of “Nobody likes you because you’re an asshole” is beyond their understanding?
It’s required to remain eligible for the GOP Victim Rewards Program®.
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It’s required to remain eligible for the GOP Victim Rewards Program®.
Why use two letters when one will do?
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Why use two letters when one will do?
Glandhanding. [sic]
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Glandhanding. [sic]
Also MIKE JOHNSON: God sez it’s okay to lie to unbelievers.
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Also MIKE JOHNSON: God sez it’s okay to lie to unbelievers.
Yes. BTW, you can’t fight back until you admit you’ve been sucker punched.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Yes. BTW, you can’t fight back until you admit you’ve been sucker punched.
“How conveeeeenient …”
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“How conveeeeenient …”
You have to admit you’ve been attacked before you can fight back. It took a minute.
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You have to admit you’ve been attacked before you can fight back. It took a minute.
I have horses that make more sense than that, from the south end when they’re headed north.
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I have horses that make more sense than that, from the south end when they’re headed north.
Wearing the pictured boots on the ice is a precursor to orthopedic surgery.
For one thing, it’s farther to fall.
For one thing, it’s farther to fall.
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Wearing the pictured boots on the ice is a precursor to orthopedic surgery.
For one thing, it’s farther to fall.
For one thing, it’s farther to fall.
The serviette lobby is behind it.
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The serviette lobby is behind it.
I’m confused.
The right has this thing about blaming the the victim, somehow, even if it involves convoluted horse shit like this.
At the same time, they portray themselves as victimized by, basically, the rest of the known universe.
Doublethink.
The right has this thing about blaming the the victim, somehow, even if it involves convoluted horse shit like this.
At the same time, they portray themselves as victimized by, basically, the rest of the known universe.
Doublethink.
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m confused.
The right has this thing about blaming the the victim, somehow, even if it involves convoluted horse shit like this.
At the same time, they portray themselves as victimized by, basically, the rest of the known universe.
Doublethink.
The right has this thing about blaming the the victim, somehow, even if it involves convoluted horse shit like this.
At the same time, they portray themselves as victimized by, basically, the rest of the known universe.
Doublethink.
Did he leave the roast beast, at least?
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Did he leave the roast beast, at least?
So … what do you have against golems made of yak shit?
December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
So … what do you have against golems made of yak shit?
‘We’ == ‘Me & Vlad’
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘We’ == ‘Me & Vlad’
Donald Trump will be remembered as one of the worst leaders in the history of the world. He’s already achieved that status in the minds of a lot of folks, here and elsewhere. You can’t unscrew the pooch.
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Donald Trump will be remembered as one of the worst leaders in the history of the world. He’s already achieved that status in the minds of a lot of folks, here and elsewhere. You can’t unscrew the pooch.
It’s as if Hitler read Ayn Rand.
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s as if Hitler read Ayn Rand.
The self awareness of a dog licking his balls. A common condition these days.
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The self awareness of a dog licking his balls. A common condition these days.
Same. I was at war with my dad, and that show was the only time we could sit together without taking chunks out of each other.
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Same. I was at war with my dad, and that show was the only time we could sit together without taking chunks out of each other.