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challenging all producers sample the zoey 101 theme song and send me the best beat threewayhandshakee@gmail.com
August 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
this shit got no #motion fr
April 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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just experienced a classic "checking out a band, liking what i hear, seeing if they're playing my town, and finding out they did two days ago"
March 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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maybe i'll become a globe guy. i could probably make room for a decent-sized globe on my desk. if anyone ever asked me about it i could say "i dwell often upon the world"
March 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I’m not comfortable with the amount of music from my youth currently being used to advertise laundry detergent and paper towels
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"why'd you drop out of college?"

"that's the year bud light platinum came out."
February 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
today's exotic
February 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
what a beast
My other grandparents had a white Mercedes and left it outside for too long and the doors rotted off so they went to the junkyard and pried some brown doors off a similar model and attached them and drove around for years in a two-tone car
February 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
indoor cig vol. 4080: when hell freezes over
February 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
ever since @bromethazine.bsky.social pointed out how awful the 2009 Beatles remasters are I can only listen to the OG vinyl versions my mom bought as a kid everything else is bullshit
February 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
they play this song on the radio and the chorus goes "sleep so I can see you and I hate to wait so long" and I that shit make me cry cause that's real how I feel
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
man up band up it's your choice
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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if I'm on this app there is an 80% chance I'm taking a shit at work
January 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
can I wake you up is it late enough?
January 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
if I'm on this app there is an 80% chance I'm taking a shit at work
January 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
being self destructive and self aware about it is such a weird stimuli idk how to even describe
January 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
im eating a pot pie bitch shut the fuck up
January 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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i gotta go to the bathroom
January 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
asked the plug to get some more shrooms finally but he just got Xanax my second love instead so I guess that's how we starting the year
January 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
December 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
still
December 30, 2024 at 12:31 PM
need to add "soothsayer" to my resume
December 23, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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going outside is so dope when it’s nice out. but inside is cool because that’s where you can plug in your electronics and watch tv shows. so i don’t know. hopefully this post wasted your time in some way
December 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM