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3bodYking99

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Marcy 🌈

@vickivampiress.bsky.social

First post. What do we call these? Bluets? Skeets?

October 2, 2023 at 10:34 PM

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Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social

A cop gives a breathalyzer to man in a car and says "as you know sir, the legal limit in this state is 0.08%" The cop looks at the breathalyzer and says "and you just blew a 0.079%" The man in the car is sweating. The cop, now chipper says "congratulations, you got the closest you can get without going over." The cop opens a briefcase full of money and says "you have won $100,000" much to the driving man's delight.

September 6, 2023 at 1:50 PM

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💵 Nevetsboy (has no pennies, therefore, has no thoughts) 💭

@nevetsboy.bsky.social

"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the car.
.................and into your BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!"

September 6, 2023 at 10:56 PM

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Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social

A Disney executive says "people fuckin' love Baby Yoda. They're gonna go apeshit for fetal Yoda" Another Disney executive looks at a picture of a fetus with Yoda ears. The first Disney exec continues "and don't get me started on first trimester Yoda." The picture behind him switches to a picture of an undeveloped fetus with Yoda ears." The first Disney exec flashes the Dreamsworks face and says "I know what you're thinking. How could Yoda get any cuter?" He closes his eyes knowingly and says "you guesed it..." The picture behind him is now sperms with Yoda ears.

September 4, 2023 at 2:36 PM

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Haus of Decline

@hausofdecline.bsky.social

There is a bush outside my apartment taht is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. The man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" All the rats in the rat bush start squeaking in unison. The man tears up, pumps his fist and says happily "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.

September 3, 2023 at 8:03 PM

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✨ Star @ ECCC O-08 ✨

@thestarfishface.bsky.social

Slow con = Star finally has time for more D&Doodles 💜

September 2, 2023 at 9:17 PM

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Dylan Meconis

@dylanmeconis.bsky.social

So sad to hear that Arleen Sorkin died this week — the original character inspiration for, and frequently the voice of, Harley Quinn. I get to pose for Harley photo reference on occasion for @stevelieberart.bsky.social and I love trying to channel even ten percent of Arleen’s charisma and energy.