Alist
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Alist
@2ndworstparker.bsky.social
· Nov 24
When tragedies happen in Splatoon do the idols have to deliver the news in those dinky ass outfits
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She New on my Year’s til it’s 2025
January 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
She New on my Year’s til it’s 2025
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Customer: HOW TO HAVE FUN
DMV: HARD-PENIS?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: HARD-PENIS?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
November 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Customer: HOW TO HAVE FUN
DMV: HARD-PENIS?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: HARD-PENIS?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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if I see a guy playing the fiddle I pretty much assume it’s the devil
November 17, 2024 at 7:29 AM
if I see a guy playing the fiddle I pretty much assume it’s the devil
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Me, posting on bluesky: "Damn, all this fascism is pretty bad."
Guy with a handle like "TrekkieCyclist" or whatever: "We can solve this problem with Linux."
Guy with a handle like "TrekkieCyclist" or whatever: "We can solve this problem with Linux."
November 8, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Me, posting on bluesky: "Damn, all this fascism is pretty bad."
Guy with a handle like "TrekkieCyclist" or whatever: "We can solve this problem with Linux."
Guy with a handle like "TrekkieCyclist" or whatever: "We can solve this problem with Linux."
Crusader Kings 3 groundbreaking gameplay
November 6, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Crusader Kings 3 groundbreaking gameplay
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Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump
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November 5, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump
theonion.com/neuralink-pa...
theonion.com/neuralink-pa...
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Where Is God When You Need Him?
November 4, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Where Is God When You Need Him?
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Customer: GRANDPA
DMV: BOOB MAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: BOOB MAN
Verdict: DENIED
October 28, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Customer: GRANDPA
DMV: BOOB MAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: BOOB MAN
Verdict: DENIED
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Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!
October 23, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!
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Source: David Attenborough Fans · This happened in Hatillo, Puerto Rico, the solar rays penetrated the clouds vertically creating the illusion of being huge buildings.
October 21, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Source: David Attenborough Fans · This happened in Hatillo, Puerto Rico, the solar rays penetrated the clouds vertically creating the illusion of being huge buildings.
This website is better than twitter because I haven’t seen or even heard of the hawk tuah girl
October 21, 2024 at 3:58 AM
This website is better than twitter because I haven’t seen or even heard of the hawk tuah girl
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BOY, DO I LOVE ROOT BEER
October 20, 2024 at 10:14 PM
BOY, DO I LOVE ROOT BEER
Crackin open a couple fermented mare’s milk cans with the boys
October 20, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Crackin open a couple fermented mare’s milk cans with the boys
This is cool and all but why she’s trapped in that box the whole time
October 20, 2024 at 5:35 PM
This is cool and all but why she’s trapped in that box the whole time
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I enjoyed the book and even the film, but who the fuck gives their kid 'Mustard' as a middle name.
October 20, 2024 at 8:44 AM
I enjoyed the book and even the film, but who the fuck gives their kid 'Mustard' as a middle name.