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Vault Boy
@213-258-2858.bsky.social
Looking for just the right Vault for your post-apocalyptic needs?
Call 1-213-25-Vault

Background by Zack Finfrock.
I can't stop eating dates. - Jeffery Dahmer (probably)

#dadjoke
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation... it doesn’t make any cents.

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December 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
A recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

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December 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Aliens of the Abyss: The Spawning.
(forgetting the name of the james cameron movies) alien blue man group
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I remember being disappointed the first time I tried scotch and it did not taste like butterscotch AT ALL.

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December 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back.

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December 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
What’s a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other. Happy New Year!

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December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Did you know the best Christmas gift is a broken drum... you just can't beat it! Merry Christmas!

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December 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The person who invented perforated lines thought it was a tearable idea.

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December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Tequila may not fix your life... but it's worth a shot .

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December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Do you think if John Goodman played every role in a movie they'd have to call it "A Few Goodmen"?

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December 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I really admire the person who invented the word queue... it's just "q" with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you make a hole in a net... there will be fewer holes in the net.

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December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand.

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December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Bacon is 73% fat and very salty... me too bacon, me too.

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December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm suspicious of trees on sunny days... they look pretty shady.

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December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
No matter how much you push the envelope... It will always be stationary.

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December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Prime Day is just another fake holiday made up by big Shopping to sell more stuff.

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December 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

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November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas... he felt his presents.

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November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by Vault Boy
The musicians at the showe stopped playinge.

It was disconcerting.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by Vault Boy
between "study on honesty appears to have used fabricated data," "study on cognitive dissonance after thwarted expectations may not show what it was believed to" and possibly "data for study on use of AI generated by LLM" we're pretty close to either a Dramatic Irony bracket or a trend piece
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic... he told me to knock myself out.

#dadjoke
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chances are if you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Reposted by Vault Boy
Channel surfing with Linda Ronstadt performing "Blue Bayou" on The Muppet Show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBmI...
Linda Ronstadt - Blue Bayou (@ The Muppets Show)
YouTube video by TransatlanticMoments
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM