@1chefboyrg.bsky.social
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Karma knows your address.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Karma knows your address.
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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Of Course He Did…. The NUMBERS Aren’t in His Favor! Just like the Epstein Files!
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Of Course He Did…. The NUMBERS Aren’t in His Favor! Just like the Epstein Files!
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Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Mr Cuban,
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
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To paraphrase something Lawrence O'Donnell once said:
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
To paraphrase something Lawrence O'Donnell once said:
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
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They are about to understand the Streisand Effect: the more you try to hide something from the public, the bigger the story gets.
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
They are about to understand the Streisand Effect: the more you try to hide something from the public, the bigger the story gets.
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It’s insane when Republicans act like Trump is the next coming of God.
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It’s insane when Republicans act like Trump is the next coming of God.
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New York, this moment belongs to you. Please join us for the Inauguration of a New Era on January 1, 2026.
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
New York, this moment belongs to you. Please join us for the Inauguration of a New Era on January 1, 2026.
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Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
“Jake must be writing one helluva long book," the former president said.
open.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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So Hard To Lie, When We Always Bring In The Receipts...
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So Hard To Lie, When We Always Bring In The Receipts...
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
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December 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Massive defeat for Mike Johnson. Still has to clear the senate, but this is what Dems wanted all along. Johnson has essentially lost control of the gavel after Epstein and now this. Weakest speaker in history.
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Massive defeat for Mike Johnson. Still has to clear the senate, but this is what Dems wanted all along. Johnson has essentially lost control of the gavel after Epstein and now this. Weakest speaker in history.
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Yes, the "young, single playboys" in their 40's and 50's, married, preying on 15 year old girls and boys.
Trump’s Chief of Staff Susie Wiles on the Epstein Files:
“[Trump] is in the file. We know he’s in the file... was on [Epstein’s] plane... on the manifest.” "They were, you know, sort of young, single, whatever—I know it’s a passé word but sort of young, single playboys together.” #OpDeathEaters
“[Trump] is in the file. We know he’s in the file... was on [Epstein’s] plane... on the manifest.” "They were, you know, sort of young, single, whatever—I know it’s a passé word but sort of young, single playboys together.” #OpDeathEaters
December 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Yes, the "young, single playboys" in their 40's and 50's, married, preying on 15 year old girls and boys.
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The view from Trump's ass
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The view from Trump's ass
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I thought it would be far to Crass and insensitive to point out that Netanyahu should take much of the blame for the #bondi attacks.
But as Netanyahu is happy to be that insensitive, I think it's only fair to say: "Netanyahu should take much of the blame for this."
#Bondi #Auspol #GazaGenocide
But as Netanyahu is happy to be that insensitive, I think it's only fair to say: "Netanyahu should take much of the blame for this."
#Bondi #Auspol #GazaGenocide
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I thought it would be far to Crass and insensitive to point out that Netanyahu should take much of the blame for the #bondi attacks.
But as Netanyahu is happy to be that insensitive, I think it's only fair to say: "Netanyahu should take much of the blame for this."
#Bondi #Auspol #GazaGenocide
But as Netanyahu is happy to be that insensitive, I think it's only fair to say: "Netanyahu should take much of the blame for this."
#Bondi #Auspol #GazaGenocide
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Give it a rest, JD. Everyone knows the high tariffs and cuts to healthcare support happened under Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Give it a rest, JD. Everyone knows the high tariffs and cuts to healthcare support happened under Trump.
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Hey I have a wish, too.
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hey I have a wish, too.
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#GVerse via @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
"Tonight, we learned the Pentagon is escalating its review of me into "an official command investigation."
If #Shit4Brains or #WhiskyLeaks think they can stop me from doing my job and serving the American people, they've got the wrong guy."
"Tonight, we learned the Pentagon is escalating its review of me into "an official command investigation."
If #Shit4Brains or #WhiskyLeaks think they can stop me from doing my job and serving the American people, they've got the wrong guy."
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
#GVerse via @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
"Tonight, we learned the Pentagon is escalating its review of me into "an official command investigation."
If #Shit4Brains or #WhiskyLeaks think they can stop me from doing my job and serving the American people, they've got the wrong guy."
"Tonight, we learned the Pentagon is escalating its review of me into "an official command investigation."
If #Shit4Brains or #WhiskyLeaks think they can stop me from doing my job and serving the American people, they've got the wrong guy."
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🚨 #GVerse #BreakinNews
Pam Bondi PANICS after DOJ whistleblower Ryan Crosswell - who QUIT when #Shit4Brain’s DOJ tried to shut down prosecutions for his allies -
- says he’s running for Congress to NOT ONLY expose her corruption in the record, but to ALSO hold her accountable.
This is huge. 🔥
Pam Bondi PANICS after DOJ whistleblower Ryan Crosswell - who QUIT when #Shit4Brain’s DOJ tried to shut down prosecutions for his allies -
- says he’s running for Congress to NOT ONLY expose her corruption in the record, but to ALSO hold her accountable.
This is huge. 🔥
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
🚨 #GVerse #BreakinNews
Pam Bondi PANICS after DOJ whistleblower Ryan Crosswell - who QUIT when #Shit4Brain’s DOJ tried to shut down prosecutions for his allies -
- says he’s running for Congress to NOT ONLY expose her corruption in the record, but to ALSO hold her accountable.
This is huge. 🔥
Pam Bondi PANICS after DOJ whistleblower Ryan Crosswell - who QUIT when #Shit4Brain’s DOJ tried to shut down prosecutions for his allies -
- says he’s running for Congress to NOT ONLY expose her corruption in the record, but to ALSO hold her accountable.
This is huge. 🔥
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kyrsten sinema seemingly had a long-term plan to cash out of her senate job by establishing a reputation as someone who was connected to both parties, so at minimum it is good to see her get to find out that her name is mud
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
kyrsten sinema seemingly had a long-term plan to cash out of her senate job by establishing a reputation as someone who was connected to both parties, so at minimum it is good to see her get to find out that her name is mud
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This is what Presidential Leadership looks like at the time of an unfathomable American tragedy.
#BarackObama
#BarackObama
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is what Presidential Leadership looks like at the time of an unfathomable American tragedy.
#BarackObama
#BarackObama