ash
@18crows.bsky.social
i can disappear into the woods any time i want. i'm an adult.
we are a few bad announcements away from danny devito being found dead and frankly I am on edge
March 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
we are a few bad announcements away from danny devito being found dead and frankly I am on edge
an american tale has mouse pogroms
fucked up that The Great Mouse Detective invents an alt history of the Afghanistan war where all the soldiers have mouse counterparts sent simultaneously by Mouse Britain fighting am identical Mouse Afghanistan War just underfoot but the humans don't know about it and doesn't show it on screen
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
an american tale has mouse pogroms
another world event: happens
me, frantically muttering under my breath: i wish it not not have happened in my time said frodo so do I said gandalf and so do all who live to see such times but that is no
me, frantically muttering under my breath: i wish it not not have happened in my time said frodo so do I said gandalf and so do all who live to see such times but that is no
February 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
another world event: happens
me, frantically muttering under my breath: i wish it not not have happened in my time said frodo so do I said gandalf and so do all who live to see such times but that is no
me, frantically muttering under my breath: i wish it not not have happened in my time said frodo so do I said gandalf and so do all who live to see such times but that is no
just so we’re clear this is from november 2023. the salute wasn’t an accident or a coincidence or a misunderstanding. and frankly it’s heartbreaking that very few non-jews gave a shit until it directly affected them.
January 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
just so we’re clear this is from november 2023. the salute wasn’t an accident or a coincidence or a misunderstanding. and frankly it’s heartbreaking that very few non-jews gave a shit until it directly affected them.
combatting misinformation means also fact checking the people you like, not just right wing talking heads
January 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
combatting misinformation means also fact checking the people you like, not just right wing talking heads
my dad: they wrote a book about him right
January 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my dad: they wrote a book about him right
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the isty bitsy spider serves the vital purpose of teaching children sisyphus's agony
January 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
the isty bitsy spider serves the vital purpose of teaching children sisyphus's agony
coming to you live from the individual rooms my family has retired to so we don’t have to interact anymore tonight!!!!
November 29, 2024 at 4:04 AM
coming to you live from the individual rooms my family has retired to so we don’t have to interact anymore tonight!!!!
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Oz Perkins and Nicholas Cage have a discussion about LONGLEGS in the most recent Fangoria and I have thought about this daily since reading it
November 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Oz Perkins and Nicholas Cage have a discussion about LONGLEGS in the most recent Fangoria and I have thought about this daily since reading it
goddamn quids game got me good
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
goddamn quids game got me good
goddamn quids game got me good
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
goddamn quids game got me good
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
all political discourse is cancelled we’re skipping ahead to “does my robot servant have human rights”
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
all political discourse is cancelled we’re skipping ahead to “does my robot servant have human rights”
finishing an ebook should unlock a secret ending
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
finishing an ebook should unlock a secret ending
everybody should try to become a fossil when they die
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
everybody should try to become a fossil when they die
me: [hyperventilating] yeah i’ll be fine. I just need everything to stay exactly as it is for all of time.
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
me: [hyperventilating] yeah i’ll be fine. I just need everything to stay exactly as it is for all of time.
me internally during every conversation: do not mention the series finale of the the tv show st. elsewhere. nobody else cares about the series finale of st. elsewhere
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
me internally during every conversation: do not mention the series finale of the the tv show st. elsewhere. nobody else cares about the series finale of st. elsewhere
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just say "the jews" rupert everyone knows who u are talking about
Rubert Murdoch's farewell letter to Fox says (real quote): "Elites have open contempt for those who are not members of their rarefied class. Much of the media is in cahoots with those elites, peddling political narratives rather than pursuing the truth."
By that, he was referring to other people.
By that, he was referring to other people.
September 21, 2023 at 4:44 PM
just say "the jews" rupert everyone knows who u are talking about
i’m excited to see who the contestant will be next week on “can you escape a pennsylvania prison and make it into the woods?”
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
i’m excited to see who the contestant will be next week on “can you escape a pennsylvania prison and make it into the woods?”
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Thank you for your off-putting reply. You have taught me the value of silence. 🙏
August 11, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Thank you for your off-putting reply. You have taught me the value of silence. 🙏